JPP standards thread via current events moved here

Nomad said:
JPP has standards???? :whoa:

Who knew???? :dunno:
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even with our lose almost non existent standards, someone probably gets banned every 2-3 weeks. Really makes you think how retarded those people have to be to get banned from here.
 
The Zax said:
Time for a refresher course because a lot of these issues come up a lot, especially in current events:

1) Avoid posting NSFW material in current events. We have an entire dedicated sub forum for that stuff. People can be browsing on work and suddenly see dead babies everywhere or people getting hands chopped off or w/e and get in trouble. Don't be a fucking retard and put that stuff in threads without warning. In addition to the NSFW forum, we are even willing to not mind nsfw content (generally speaking) if they are wrapped in spoiler tags. To do this, you put the following:

[.spoiler]

your sick perverted content here

[./spoiler]

(remove the dots)


This will wrap your content in a spoiler field which will hide your content from view, which people can then choose to click on if they wish. Additionally, if the context/content of your thread could be considered NSFW, you should put the (NSFW) tag in your thread title.

A one off mistake is whatever, but if you keep making us tag your own shit and wrap spoiler tags for you, there will be problems. If you don't want problems, then the safest bet is to again, use the appropriate sub-forum.

2) Don't put slurs and other offensive content in titles. If you want it in the body of your posts, fine. But it is not allowed in our titles as we have bots that tweet stuff out.

3) Don't use current events as your personal soapbox. Too many users use this forum as a catchall space to call out posters. That type of activity should be in either off topic or war zone. Threads of this nature are always insta-closed, and if it becomes a repeat type of thing, could result in small bitch slap bans to get your head right.
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:fuckyeah:
 
The Zax said:
Time for a refresher course because a lot of these issues come up a lot, especially in current events:

1) Avoid posting NSFW material in current events. We have an entire dedicated sub forum for that stuff. People can be browsing on work and suddenly see dead babies everywhere or people getting hands chopped off or w/e and get in trouble. Don't be a fucking retard and put that stuff in threads without warning. In addition to the NSFW forum, we are even willing to not mind nsfw content (generally speaking) if they are wrapped in spoiler tags. To do this, you put the following:

[.spoiler]

your sick perverted content here

[./spoiler]

(remove the dots)


This will wrap your content in a spoiler field which will hide your content from view, which people can then choose to click on if they wish. Additionally, if the context/content of your thread could be considered NSFW, you should put the (NSFW) tag in your thread title.

A one off mistake is whatever, but if you keep making us tag your own shit and wrap spoiler tags for you, there will be problems. If you don't want problems, then the safest bet is to again, use the appropriate sub-forum.

2) Don't put slurs and other offensive content in titles. If you want it in the body of your posts, fine. But it is not allowed in our titles as we have bots that tweet stuff out.

3) Don't use current events as your personal soapbox. Too many users use this forum as a catchall space to call out posters. That type of activity should be in either off topic or war zone. Threads of this nature are always insta-closed, and if it becomes a repeat type of thing, could result in small bitch slap bans to get your head right.
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THE ONLY STANDARD THAT GOD FEARING AMERICANS ADHERE TO IS THIS

AP_Documents_BillofRights.jpg


The Bill of Rights – Full Text

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment II

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III

No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

Amendment VII

In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
 
^ Constitutional rights are clipped when on a private facility.

What Grind is asking is just common sense, and not doing so would get one booted off most political message boards.

Clean up your (collective) act. watch the images, don't make thread titles inscrutable
don't post grotesque stuff without using the spoiler feature.

It would be nice to see a lot less flaming and trolling, but I don't hold out a lot of hope for that here
 
LOL, you don't go to JPP if you don't want to see trolling and flaming. There are forums on the internet with much tighter standards you can visit. JPP is a shithole, but that's what it is, no point in trying to clean it up and make it respectable. You'll just drive everyone away to another offshoot.
 
I mean we aren't even talking about not posting stuff. Just not have it without warning as one is scrolling by. In any case watermark can go hug a pillow
 
Fuck America said:
LOL, you don't go to JPP if you don't want to see trolling and flaming. There are forums on the internet with much tighter standards you can visit. JPP is a shithole, but that's what it is, no point in trying to clean it up and make it respectable. You'll just drive everyone away to another offshoot.
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it is a shithole in many cases -i have to agree. the trolling/flaming de-rails almost every decent thread.

Thread title are bogus,so you can't even look at a topic title and understand wtf it means.
Aside from that it's fine!

It's a junk food board.
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
Question to OP: If this is a call-out to all members, why did you ban one of them? (Evince)
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because evince is a useless poster who would contribute absolute zero to this thread. She has holes in her brain and is barely sentient. In fact, it would be worse than zero, she would have a net negative contribution. Her presence is not necessary for our announcement.
 
The Zax said:
because evince is a useless poster who would contribute absolute zero to this thread. She has holes in her brain and is barely sentient. In fact, it would be worse than zero, she would have a net negative contribution. Her presence is not necessary for our announcement.
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Nice. So you really don't give a (NSFW)pile of pigshit (/NSFW) if JPPers actually listen and obey. Looks like she has your balls mounted on her rec room wall because you are kind of a (NSFW)chickenshit keyboard jockey(/NSFW) hero.

keyboard jockey 1.jpg
 
Fuck America said:
LOL, you don't go to JPP if you don't want to see trolling and flaming. There are forums on the internet with much tighter standards you can visit. JPP is a shithole, but that's what it is, no point in trying to clean it up and make it respectable. You'll just drive everyone away to another offshoot.
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(puts on pussypants NSFW tag) I'm glad to have found another Politics shithole. I love Internet shitholes! This place fuckin rocks!</pussypants NSFW tag)
 
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