Just gave myself covid test

You need two red bars to make it a positive--sort of what you need to be pregnant.

I think the actual test kit may be a bit different, however.

In either case, last time I was neither covid-infected nor pregnant.
That's good, I thought at the time.
 
AProudLefty said:
I may be stupid but I am proud of my large cock and my ability to get you to suck it for a cheap price.
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You're proud of being a more that elected an imbecile. Anyone who has to tell us how big their dick is has a needle dick
You stupid bug fucker.
 
Hawkeye10 said:
Years in the test still involves a swab up the nose. I have a hard time believing that they, the so-called experts, could not come up with a better idea if they wanted to.
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I think we can all come up with some creative ideas regarding where you can shove that swab, Hawkeye!
 
Yakuda said:
So you tell us about it because...you're an attention whore? Why don't you tell us when you go take a dump?
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Speaking of whores, how many dead ones are you still storing in your basement? I'm asking because I have all the stolen GOP midterm ballots in my trunk, and I need you to hold them for me. Mr. Pillow is on my trail!
 
AProudLefty said:
The second bar isn't showing up and it's 3 minutes left.
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Have you given yourself the test before? There are very few false positives, but a lot of false negatives.

Still, every symptom you have indicated a viral fever. My second bar actually started showing within 5 minutes when I had it. I waited the full 15 minutes for the final negative test.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
Have you given yourself the test before? There are very few false positives, but a lot of false negatives.

Still, every symptom you have indicated a viral fever. My second bar actually started showing within 5 minutes when I had it. I waited the full 15 minutes for the final negative test.
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It was my first time testing myself. But yeah as Lurch Boy has told me it's very likely that it was cold and fever.
 
AProudLefty said:
It was my first time testing myself. But yeah as Lurch Boy has told me it's very likely that it was cold and fever.
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Colds usually don't cause fever, the flu does. :)

https://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/flu-cold-symptoms
What are common cold symptoms?
Cold symptoms usually begin with a sore throat, which usually goes away after a day or two. Nasal symptoms, runny nose, and congestion follow, along with a cough by the fourth and fifth days. Fever is uncommon in adults, but a slight fever is possible. Children are more likely to have a fever with a cold.
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