Don't be bloody silly: you live in the only country with no effective gun-control and a massive gun-murder rate. If you like murders, carry on, but don't waste people's time with this vacuous shite.
What is London's murder rate?
As of August 27, there were at least 90 murders in London so far in 2019.
They include:
August 12 - A teenager was stabbed to death "with a foot-long machete" in Camden on August 12.
July 25 - Abdullahi Hassan, 20, died during a double stabbing in South Hampstead.
July 12 - Akbar Arizo, 64, and Layla Arizo, 74, were found fatally stabbed inside their home in South West London.
July 11 - Kye Manning, 19, was stabbed to death during fight in Croydon. Just a day earlier, a man in his 20s was stabbed to death in Kidbrooke, South East London.
July 9 - Kwasi Mensah-Ababio, 26, who worked at Wembley Stadium was found slumped near a bench in Monks Park, North London, on Sunday evening.
July 3 - Kelly Mary Fauvrelle, 26, was eight months pregnant and found with stab injuries at her home in Thornton Heath
June 26 - Yusuf Mohamed, 18, was fatally stabbed in the heart while he was out buying milk for his mum.
June 15 - Gleb Stanislavovitch Zhebrovsky, 34, was stabbed to death in a field next to a nursery and a mosque in Tower Hamlets, East London, just before 2pm.
June 14 - Cheyon Evans, 18, was stabbed to death on the Aboyne Estate in Tooting, South London.
Minutes later, cops were called to Plumstead, south-east London, where a 19-year-old man was shot dead.
June 4 - Adrian Murphy, 43, was found dead inside a luxury riverside apartment in Battersea.
May 30 - Graham Howe, 53, was killed following an altercation in a pub in North Wembley.
May 28 - Ismaila Ceesay, 33, was killed after being stabbed in the abdomen in Forest Gate, east London.
May 23 - Tatania and Vladimir Koudriavtsev, were discovered dead in their Kensington flat.
May 16 - Barrington Davis was found dead in his flat in south-east London.
Initially the 54-year-old's death was treated as non-suspicious however a post-mortem test revealed he had suffered multiple stab wounds.
May 11 - Erik San-Fillipo, 23, was found dead in a wheelie been in north London.
May 5 - Junior Urugbezi-Edwards, 18, was stabbed to death after being chased down a street in south-east London.
May 1 - Tashaun Aird was murdered in Hackney during another night of bloodshed that also saw a man brutally attacked outside Camden Town tube station in North London.
April 26 - Joshua White, 29, was attacked in Homerton and died of his injuries in hospital.
April 26 - Amy Parsons, 35, was found dead at her flat in Whitechapel, east London.
April 26 - Henriett Szucs was found dead. Her body was found shoved inside a chest freezer in an East London flat on April 26 alongside missing mum-of-three Mihrican Mustafa, 38.
April 23 - Meshak Williams, 21, was stabbed to death in Harlesden.
April 17 - Steven Brown, 47, was stabbed to death in Stoke Newington.
April 16 - Gopinath Kasivisuwanathan, 27, was injured when he was run down during a brawl outside Alperton tube station, in Wembley. He later died in hospital.
April 8 - Noore Bashir Salad, 22, died in Manor Park, East London at around after being stabbed and shot.
April 7 - Annabelle Lancaster, 22, was found dying in a car park next to the eight-storey tower block in Enfield, North London.
April 2 - Hubert Hall, 60, was found suffering from a head injury in Walthamstow. He later died in hospital.
April 1 - Calvin Bungisa, 22, was stabbed to death after being chased through the streets of London by a gang.
March 29 - Gavin Garraway, 40, was knifed through the window of his car in broad daylight in Clapham, South London, before his attackers sprinted away.
March 28 - Zahir Visiter, 25, found with stab wounds in a housing block in Westminster.
March 27 - Ramane Richard Wiggan, 25, was shot dead in West Norwood.
March 24 - Ravi Katharkamar, 54, Pinner, was found knifed in his Pinner shop and was pronounced dead at the scene.
March 22 - Abdirashid Mohamoud, 17, stabbed to death by a masked man in West London.
March 16 - Nathaniel Armstrong, 29, knifed in Fulham.
More than 50 murders have been recorded in London so far this year
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More than 50 murders have been recorded in London so far this yearCredit: Alamy
March 7 - Ayub Hassan, 17, stabbed to death in Kensington.
Mar 7 - Antoinette Donnegan, 52, Battersea
Mar 6- David Martinez, 26, Leyton
Mar 6 - Laureline Garcia-Bertaux, 34, Kew
Mar 3 - Unnamed man, 37, Soho
Mar 2 - Jolia Bogdan, 3 months, Croydon
Mar 2 - Elize Linda Stevens, 50, Hendon
Mar 1 - Jodie Chesney, 17, Harold Hill
Feb 26- Che Morrison, 20, Ilford
Feb 25 - David Lopez-Fernandez, 38, Tower Hamlets
Feb 22 - Kamali Gabbidon-Lynck, 19, Wood Green
Feb 21 - Glendon Spence, 23, Brixton
Feb 19 - Brian Wieland, 69, Chingford
Feb 18 - Bright Akinlele, 22, Camden
Feb 10 - Dennis Anderson, 39, East Dulwich
Feb 5 - Lejean Richards, 19, Battersea
Feb 4 - Carl Thorpe, 46, Highgate
Jan 29 - Nedim Bilgin, 17, Islington
Jan 27 - Kamil Malysz, 34, Acton
Jan 11 - Asma Begum, 31, Canning Town
Jan 7 - Jayden Moody, 14, Waltham Forest
Jan 6 - Sarah Ashraf, 35, Isle of Dogs
Jan 4 - Simbiso Aretha Moula, 39, Rainham
Jan 1 - Romanian bouncer, Tudor Simionov, 33, Mayfair
Jan 1 - Charlotte Huggins, 33, who died in Camberwell, London, just after 4am on January 1.
There were 136 murders in the capital in 2018 according to Met figures.
The total number of London murders, excluding victims of terrorism, has shot up by 38 per cent since 2014.
You got knife control going on there in London ?
