Most Badass Vehicle Ever Built

[ib1yysguy]

So far I'm ahead. While the JSF or Trident may be capable of killing billions of people or destroying my vehicle easily, they're seriously lacking in badassness. What could be more badass than a flying battleship with gun turrets that look like they salvaged them from the Bismarck?

 

[WinterBorn]

So far I'm ahead. While the JSF or Trident may be capable of killing billions of people or destroying my vehicle easily, they're seriously lacking in badassness. What could be more badass than a flying battleship with gun turrets that look like they salvaged them from the Bismarck?

Ummm, how about piloting a vehicle that, from the Atlantic, can take out every european capital, every US state capital and still have missiles left over?

Or how about driving a vehicle that is extremely hard to track and only needs refueling every 9 years?

 

[DamnYankee]

So far I'm ahead. While the JSF or Trident may be capable of killing billions of people or destroying my vehicle easily, they're seriously lacking in badassness. What could be more badass than a flying battleship with gun turrets that look like they salvaged them from the Bismarck?

Now I see, your definition describes yourself. Ugly as hell, useless appendages, loud, and impotent.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Here is a seriously badass vehicle!!!!

 

[ib1yysguy]

Now I see, your definition describes yourself. Ugly as hell, useless appendages, loud, and impotent.

I'm a good looking dude. You, on the other hand, can't look like anything other than shit even on a motorcycle.

 

[ib1yysguy]

Here is a seriously badass vehicle!!!!

I'm totally winning.

 

[DamnYankee]

I'm a good looking dude. You, on the other hand, can't look like anything other than shit even on a motorcycle.

LOL I had them literally standing in line to ride The Smooth Machine. You, on the other hand, look like you've got pubic hair growing out of your face.

 

[DamnYankee]

The current ruler of the road:

 

[ib1yysguy]

LOL I had them literally standing in line to ride The Smooth Machine. You, on the other hand, look like you've got pubic hair growing out of your face.

I even look better on a motorcycle than you do (probably because I can afford a real one):

 

[WinterBorn]

I guess what we see as "ruler of the road" depends on what we like in a car and want out of it.

Personally, this is what I call the current Ruler of the Road:

 

[WinterBorn]

I even look better on a motorcycle than you do (probably because I can afford a real one):

Nice bike, ib1.

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[ib1yysguy]

Nice bike, ib1.

Thanks! It might just qualify for this contest, in fact. Unlike this thing:

 

[WinterBorn]

Thanks! It might just qualify for this contest, in fact. Unlike this thing:

What in the world is that?

 

[ib1yysguy]

What in the world is that?

The "Smoooothe Machine"

Ask Southern Man why he called it that.

 

[WinterBorn]

The "Smoooothe Machine"

Ask Southern Man why he called it that.

Smooth Machine?

Please tell me that is a picture for the bike, and that that is not Southernman?

 

[ib1yysguy]

Smooth Machine?

Please tell me that is a picture for the bike, and that that is not Southernman?

No, it's Southern Man.

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[WinterBorn]

No, it's Southern Man.

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That is too funny for words!!

 

[DamnYankee]

I even look better on a motorcycle than you do (probably because I can afford a real one):

Yes, mine was considerably less expensive than yours, as I bought mine on a part time bus driver's salary while in college. It doesn't change the fact that it was a literal magnet for the babes when ridden by its gentlemanly owner.

Unlike this dude here:

 

[DamnYankee]

I guess what we see as "ruler of the road" depends on what we like in a car and want out of it.

Personally, this is what I call the current Ruler of the Road:

Except you don't drive it. LOL