My dick is...

[FUCK THE POLICE]

What do you think?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Great quote from this evening:

"The thing about virgins is that they're all virgins."

-My Roommate





And Topspin can fuck off, I already know what the racist is going to say.

 

[Damocles]

LOL. It's huge!

 

[charver]

May i enquire of you well endowed gents, where is it you purloin a suitable trouser?

 

[DamnYankee]

What do you think?

Your dick is... ...in your mouth.

 

[Canceled1]

What do you think?

Could someone pass me the Hubble Telescope?

 

[Damocles]

May i enquire of you well endowed gents, where is it you purloin a suitable trouser?

From the Big and Tall man's store. Where else?

 

[Canceled2]

Could someone pass me the Hubble Telescope?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Watermark
What do you think?

And a pair of tweezers.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Great quote from this evening:

"The thing about virgins is that they're all virgins."

-My Roommate





And Topspin can fuck off, I already know what the racist is going to say.

LOL Then don't feed him straight lines you nit wit! LOL

 

[cancel2 2022]

What do you think?

Shouldn't the Asia category be sub-divided into Asia Minor and Asia Major?

 

[Topspin]

Your dick is chaffed cause your a virgin.
Threev when you finally get some trim your whole life will change.
Only question is do u beat the 40 yr old virgin. You public school dumbass.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Your dick is chaffed cause your a virgin.
Threev when you finally get some trim your whole life will change.
Only question is do u beat the 40 yr old virgin. You public school dumbass.

 

[TuTu Monroe]

That tiny, huh? The poor guy. Oh, well.

Could someone pass me the Hubble Telescope?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'd just like to point out that the bland, generic joke you are attempting to make involves a microscope, not a telescope.

 

[Topspin]

Seriusly I hope you both get laid this century.

 

[Canceled1]

I'd just like to point out that the bland, generic joke you are attempting to make involves a microscope, not a telescope.

Well the analogy is that you need something AWFULLY powerful to bring something that far away into focus.

If you want to set the record straight by pointing out a microscope would be more appropriate, far be it from me to steal your thunder...

 

[Minister of Truth]

LOL Then don't feed him straight lines you nit wit! LOL

But the quote was just too damned priceless. Apparently, he meant to say that they want to remain virgins, and its only the other ones (speaking of women) that are very anxious...

 

[Canceled2]

Well the analogy is that you need something AWFULLY powerful to bring something that far away into focus.

If you want to set the record straight by pointing out a microscope would be more appropriate, far be it from me to steal your thunder...

Crushingly delivered...again!

I have to say that I have never seen in such a public place so many men obsessed with the size of their one-eyed trouser trout...geez guys!

 

[Minister of Truth]

I will just leave the measuring of my appendage to the women who get off on it...

 

[Canceled1]

I will just leave the measuring of my appendage to the women who get off on it...

Sage and wise choice.