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According to Dr Oz all a man or woman really need is 5 inches...sorry watermark.
My dick is...
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According to Dr Oz all a man or woman really need is 5 inches...sorry watermark.
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........is lacking.... if you have to make a poll about your "dick" on a messageboard....if you had a.....cock, you wouldn't need a poll about your angry inch....
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I'm not actually trying to say "Gee guys I have such a big dick!" I just trying to come up with extremely vulgar, grandiose rap lyrics, and "my dick is bigger than god" amused me. If my dick were actually any of these sizes, it would be non-functional, and therefore not actually impressive. Also, I would die trying to pump blood into it (just forget all the blood it would need while erect).
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somehow, i don't think rap would include anyone your poll options, the whole rhyme thing....just sayin
my dick is huge
don't confuse
your tiny wick
to my giant big ass dick
yo
~ bruno to m&m after the mtv awards show
my dick is huge
don't confuse
your tiny wick
to my giant big ass dick
yo
~ bruno to m&m after the mtv awards show
You know your chick is
Eying my bod
Because she knows my dick is
bigger than God...
(random rap lyrics made up on the spot.)
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My dick is bigger than the Prezs' on Mt Rushmore...
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i'm pretty sure even vanilla ice would boo you off the stage
you got an angry inch
don't be hatin cause i got a glock 9 inch
get back to yo dope
cause the only way you be seein inches is under a microscope
~ chocolate "dj glock" ice
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We have got some good stuff on here
Do any of you free style?
My son does on occasion. We have friends who open up for the groups who come up here to perform. They appear in some of the local clubs and he jumps up on stage with them and flows.
You are no genius
Your brain has a lock
You're not holding penis
When you're holding a glock...
No wonder you're lonely
Looking round for a b*tch
9mm is not enough
to scratch the smallest of itch.
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yo, you wouldn't know a genius if it landed on your microscopic penis
you be tryin to write rhymes, while my big dick is gettin laid all the times
stop poking that tiny instrument
and get out of yo grandma's basement
Now that doesn't rhyme with anything!
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You forgot to mention the cock sucking.
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
Don't be disgusting.
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
You can always leave it to the matriarch of the family:
Just Plain Politics! - View Single Post - Your mom: an expert on dick size
So, and if she is? Are you saying she has a dick you want to measure? Is her body somehow less hotter to you? Do you think as another man here that this makes her a "Pole Dancing Tranny"?
Moreover; Is this a statement from your straight side, your gay side, or your conflicted side?
Do proceed counselor. I wait with eager anticipation to see your proof of said record.
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
Jaime Lee's one of the sexiest women on the planet. I don't think she's got a dick.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Topper I tried to warn him not to feed you straight lines.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
We can't wait 10 or 12 years for a woman to do that Threedee. The thread will be dead by then.