Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
I was walking down the stairs and my wife was right behind me. She said "Mott halt". Without thinking I just stopped and as I did she walked by, patted me on the head and said "Good boy!"
My wife is evil.
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lol, I think I would like her, a lot.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Yeah...you two piglets would get along.
Here's a conversation we had one Saturday morning. It's 7 and she has to work. I'm off.
Me. Do you have to make so much noise?
Her. I need to get ready for work.
Me. But do you need to make so much noise?
Her. Screw you. I have to go to work. You can sleep after I leave.
Me. Well then get your ass out of here and go make me some money.
Her. What the hell are you going to do with my money?
Me. I'm going to a whore house.
Her. Oh...say hi to your Mom for me.
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She married you so she can't be bright
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
I tried running. That don't work either.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Nothing wrong with her brain. Sharp as a tack. Now her eye sight is definitely questionable.
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Is she a fuckee suckee? Darla wants to know!
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Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
No. She's Ilocanos.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
sounds like she still had work to do...she's left you with sufficient free will to complain about it.......that will have to change......
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
You and her would get along. LOL
Sounds to me like you're a trained monkey.
You should have told her that you can't afford to say hi, your mom charges double if you talk to her.
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Darla
LOL That was pretty funny Mott!
What's funny is that Mott's wife has him acting like a trained monkey.
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Damocles has won another debate! How does he do it?