Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

Mott: Obama/Chuck Norris jokes:

When Obama urinates he can easily weld titanium...

Breaking news: Obama was just preemptively awarded Playboy's Playmate of the Year...

Obama and Chuck Norris walked into a bar together, and the universe collapsed. That much cool cannot exist in one place at the same time.

And so forth. This is a boon for Saturday Night Live, for comedians everywhere, and for rightwingers who have felt a bit down because every joke and criticism was "racist" regardless of content if it mentioned Obama, but now they aren't...

500 posts... Yeah, but righties "imploding"? Not so much.
Oh I get it, kinda like elephant jokes?
 
Elephant jokes, yes, I remember those! Why did the elephant paint his toenails reds?

So he could hide in the strawberry patch! ta dum!
Away down south where the bananas grow. A grasshopper stepped on an elephants toe. The elephant said, with tears in his eyes. "Please pick on somebody your own size!"
 
SNL had it right, they gave him the prize for not being W. Maybe, they are all hardcore Republicans along with bac.

I wish he had earned it. I wish he'd end our involvement in Iraq, Afghanistan, close Gitmo and rollback the Patriot Act. Then I would have no problem with him being given the award.

Ending the saber rattling and talking to Korea and Iran are good things, but they are not significant achievements or achievements at all. They are just simple changes in policy.
 
Ok... I will give you that one...

Gore's was also a monumental joke.

Enjoy the thumping LSU takes this weekend. (I hope I am wrong as I hate Florida... but something tells me a whuppin is a comin')
::sigh::

it happened, but it wasn't a total whupping.

(I happen to work at LSU)
 
LOL braindead chest beating over kids chasing a ball around a field.
It is a good way for young men to work out their hunter, survivor skills that they don't get to practice literally, well, most of them, but need a place to funnel that energy and aggressiveness.

Sports are/is (can't think today it is raining and the hands are on fire!!!!) a good vehicle for the baser instincts!
 
SNL had it right, they gave him the prize for not being W. Maybe, they are all hardcore Republicans along with bac.

I wish he had earned it. I wish he'd end our involvement in Iraq, Afghanistan, close Gitmo and rollback the Patriot Act. Then I would have no problem with him being given the award.

Ending the saber rattling and talking to Korea and Iran are good things, but they are not significant achievements or achievements at all. They are just simple changes in policy.

LOL
http://twitter.com/spacemanoveramk
Nobel Peace Prize winner Obama sends in more troops to Afghanistan http://twurl.nl/e1gscj
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/17/obama.troops/index.html
 
I am sorry, but I have family who work for the Gators, so I must cheer against you on this one!




A big Gator Chomp to both of you from Swamp territory. LSU is a fine team that fought hard against a pretty tough team with more depth, maybe next year. Add 'Bama to the mix and the SEC shows pretty well how powerful the conference is. Not many patsies down here y'all, 'ceptin Duke.
 
A big Gator Chomp to both of you from Swamp territory. LSU is a fine team that fought hard against a pretty tough team with more depth, maybe next year. Add 'Bama to the mix and the SEC shows pretty well how powerful the conference is. Not many patsies down here y'all, 'ceptin Duke.
I agree, the South does have some good football team, but don't you all send the babies home with football shaped binkies? I think Texas does, or use to!!!! ;)
 
I agree, the South does have some good football team, but don't you all send the babies home with football shaped binkies? I think Texas does, or use to!!!! ;)

I think it's the water and 12 months of running around in the sunshine. No binkies in the cane fields, that's for kids.
 
They sure did and what do you think will happen if Obama decides to pull our troops out now?
That's the issue right there. Our guys go in and establish relationships with locals based on the integrity of the US. Then a liberal becomes CIC, runs away from the conflict and our allies get killed. Over the long term we lose that integrity.
 
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