Papal front runners. If the Black guy becomes the next pope, white Republicans will scream DEI till their buttholes explode

[RB 60]

You know what a woman is.

Yes. I live with one.

 

[RB 60]

What evangelical church does that?

The one I used to go to every week until I was in my early 20's.

 

[Diesel]

Buttfuck! We are having a respectful discussion here. Go away.

You wouldn't know respectful if it dick slapped you across your toothless head. I am, however, loving watching Fat Cunt melt down over her imaginary religion.

 

[FastLane]

Most "fundie" (per Christiefan's designation) religions do immersion baptisms for folks over the "age of reason"... Now, Presbyterians, Congregationalists, Lutherans and Catholics are the only "sprinklers" that I know of.

Aren't United Methodist sprinklers too.

 

[RB 60]

You wouldn't know respectful if it dick slapped you across your toothless head. I am, however, loving watching Fat Cunt melt down over her imaginary religion.

Ignorant Buttfuck...

 

[Damocles]

I'm not saying adults aren't Baptized, but I do know that I was Baptized as a young child (the touch of water on my forehead) and have watched many Baptisms of infants the same way.

So, evangelicals also "sprinkle"... Most "fundies" do not. However, children are "dedicated to God", like Samuel was dedicated by Hannah, in Pentecostal and other "fundie" religions (again, "fundie" as described by Christiefan915)...

 

[FastLane]

The one I used to go to every week until I was in my early 20's.

Which one was that because I'm not aware of any that do. You can PM if you like.

 

[Diesel]

Compared to you, you bet I am a genius...

No. You're not.

 

[Diesel]

Ignorant Buttfuck...

Illiterate Nazi............

 

[FastLane]

So, evangelicals also "sprinkle"... Most "fundies" do not. However, children are "dedicated to God", like Samuel was dedicated by Hannah, in Pentecostal and other "fundie" religions (again, "fundie" as described by Christiefan915)...

Yeah we have child dedication but no water is used.

 

[RB 60]

So, evangelicals also "sprinkle"... Most "fundies" do not. However, children are "dedicated to God", like Samuel was dedicated by Hannah, in Pentecostal and other "fundie" religions (again, "fundie" as described by Christiefan915)...

Yes, they do. And as I recall, many brought their newborns to have them Baptized at my church.

 

[Damocles]

Yeah we have child dedication but no water is used.

Yup. Not until the "Age of Reason"...

 

[Diesel]

Some church have infant dedication where parent promise to raise the kid in the church.

Wut the fuq did you think this said?

 

[Diesel]

Christ resolved it through His grace.

Translation: "I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I am definitely better than Catholics."

 

[RB 60]

Yeah we have child dedication but no water is used.

There is a small pedestal with water in it that the preacher dips his fingers in and then touched the infant on the forehead, then Baptizes them in the name of the Father, the Son and of the Holy Ghost.

 

[FastLane]

a Ignorant Buttfuck...

Now I remember why I put him on ignore.

Yup. Not until the "Age of Reason"...

We call it the age of accountability . Typically Around 12-13 for our denomination.

 

[Damocles]

There is a small pedestal with water in it that the preacher dips his fingers in and then touched the infant on the forehead, then Baptizes them in the name of the Father, the Son and of the Holy Ghost.

Not in his denomination. Not in most protestant denominations, actually.

 

[FastLane]

There is a small pedestal with water in it that the preacher dips his fingers in and then touched the infant on the forehead, then Baptizes them in the name of the Father, the Son and of the Holy Ghost.

Hmm interesting. I personally think a valid baptism is where the person chooses to follow Christ.

Constantine marched his army through the Tiber River and said they were Baptized and to find a Priest.

The Pantheon was a pagan temple and they repurposed it into a Catholic Church it has statues around it of pagan Gods and they were renamed as saints.

 

[RB 60]

Hmm interesting. I personally think a valid baptism is where the person chooses to follow Christ.

Constantine marched his army through the Tiber River and said they were Baptiste and to find a Priest.

The Pantheon was a pagan temple and they repurposed it into a Catholic Church it has statues around it of pagan Gods and they were renamed as saints.

I believe that is a dedication to follow Christ, but I could be wrong.

 

[Magats_Love_NHB]

Were you trying to spell "trunt"? Yes, Toxic is that. You are, too. You ask so many stupid fucking questions.

EPIC!!!!!