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I'm game. Auction me off to the highest female bidder. I'd hate for Darla to think you neglected the hetero shoppers.
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I'm game. Auction me off to the highest female bidder. I'd hate for Darla to think you neglected the hetero shoppers.
With many 2x4s just before running away very quickly...
The crooked glasses are so old school nerd. He's really got the retro-nerd look down! Good job H2O!Here's me:
DigitalDave
Sexy Beast!
Yeah, you need some choices for those hetero's. I strip for the gay's but for the hetero's I go all the way.
I don’t know. There’s something about him that has been growing on me. I guess it’s my nerd-love showing. I’m pretty much a freak.
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Darla, then break the boy in and spoil him for all other women. Let his first time be something that leaves him weak-kneed and gasping for air.
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Darla needs dial and Listerine mouth wash?
I wouldn't call that the friendliest post around.
Despite her reputation as a sex goddess, Darla seems like a lotta laughs to me.
uscitizen
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At my age that is what I strive for
As long as the lady is in the same boat.
Minutemen...sheesh.
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At your age?
Isn't that what we should all strive for at any age? Its just that as we get older we get better and better at accomplishing it.
Isn't that what we should all strive for at any age? Its just that as we get older we get better and better at accomplishing it.
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Oh my goodness! Please forgive us all for not entertaining and enlightening you sufficiently!
Oh no, we have failed........whatever will I do.
Hmmm, I guess I'll wait until I give a damn.
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Right...forgive me.............!
This is internet...do you believe what everyone claims to be on the net?...Do you also use phone sex?...lol...most operators are chubby lonely broke ass gals who sound really convincing to the unaware..........
By the way darla dishes out and receives the same in return!
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This is internet...do you believe what everyone claims to be on the net?...Do you also use phone sex?...lol...most operators are chubby lonely broke ass gals who sound really convincing to the unaware..........
By the way darla dishes out and receives the same in return!Hahha, BB is on another binge I see. I never claimed to be any sex goddess, I can tell you that! For about ten minutes, yesterday morning, I had my picture posted on Cawacko’s profile page. I wanted him to see an updated shot of me, and I put it there just precisely so that anyone could see, knowing no one would, and they’d get all pissed off after when they found out. That’s how I amuse myself while at work.
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LMAO@darla again!
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Right we all want to see the 'Goddess'...and check out cawacko's profile to see you there..
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Right we all want to see the 'Goddess'...and check out cawacko's profile to see you there..
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Hmph! Four pages into this thread and no mention of me, and now I find out that I wasn't included in the pictorial regalia?
Even after I shared that Yoga kicked my butt? Hmph! No more poetry for you guys.
Again I say "Humph!"
Hmph! Four pages into this thread and no mention of me, and now I find out that I wasn't included in the pictorial regalia?
Even after I shared that Yoga kicked my butt? Hmph! No more poetry for you guys.
Again I say "Humph!"
Oh sorry, I didn’t think you’d be interested. I only put it on his profile, seriously, to piss off people like BB who would love to download it so he can photoshop it with some porn and add it to his creepy collection. LOL I can PM it to you, if you want, but not till I later. You should send me an updated pic too! When you think about it, it’s been a lot of years since we have all seen each other. Cawacko posted a pic Trog! He is way hotter than you would ever think considering that he comes home from the bar alone every night and posts here.
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OMG....!
This is way too funny...sorry hunny bun...a M-1 carbine you are not...carry on though you have the metro guys fooled...and no I would not waste my time with photo shop..thats your gig!
This is way too funny...sorry hunny bun...a M-1 carbine you are not...carry on though you have the metro guys fooled...and no I would not waste my time with photo shop..thats your gig!
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Ouch, a little humor and we start slinging it around.
Yep, this is the internet. And when I call Darla a "sex goddess" I am playing online. Whether she is absolutely beautiful or ugly as a mud fence has no real bearing on things here. My sex goddess is my wife. She thought this thread was hilarious. In fact, if I flirted harder with Darla she wouldn't care at all. She knows she is where I go for the 'real thing', so any playful convos here are just chats.
We are both old hands at the internet.
Yep, this is the internet. And when I call Darla a "sex goddess" I am playing online. Whether she is absolutely beautiful or ugly as a mud fence has no real bearing on things here. My sex goddess is my wife. She thought this thread was hilarious. In fact, if I flirted harder with Darla she wouldn't care at all. She knows she is where I go for the 'real thing', so any playful convos here are just chats.
We are both old hands at the internet.
