Yeah. You snuck up to their house surreptitiously and planted a bag of dogshit on their step. Real manly. We used to do that as teenagers, but lit it on fire and rang the doorbell. Are you a teenager?
No, Rambutt. You would not be within your rights to shoot a dog taking a dump on your lawn.
You're the only one saying I snuck up there. I walked in the plain of day with people around.
As for shooting the dog, I do have that right.