Well how about that...me & Tom are "gay on each other."
Well, thank you at least for not going with another fat joke. I mean, they do get boring. As you can imagine, after 35+ years, "I've heard them all" as the saying goes.
But are you sure "gay" is the way to go? It just seems so...I don't know...petty.
Hey, don't get me wrong, everyone can tell you hate homosexuals from the way you toss around that insult, so it's just natural you'd go to the well once again, but come on...I was hoping for something a little more original.
You've got a little more going on upstairs than disloyal, so I know you can do it.
Perform lil' monkey, PERFORM!!!