FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
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You know what makes me sick? You know what really burns my gizzard and makes me want to ride bareback on a procupine? It's people like you who can't spell.Encrypted Roster
Bob the Brawny Blacksmith
Cornelius
Clem
Earl Butz
Ivan Chesnokov
Ivan the Terrible
msanna
Village Idiot
Wear Wolves
Seeendipity
Sponge Bob
LOL @ new IVAN getting pissed at old, real Ivan.
Handling modkills:
I anticipate a few slackers this round. Personally I think the way to handle it, is that if lets say 2 people haven't voted at EOD, instead of watermark just offing both, he runs a random number generator on them. Having a 50% chance of being modkilled should still be enough disincentive to not slack.
but seriously guys, don't fucking slack off. If you don't vote I will fucking murder you.
IVAN WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS BE TRIED.
i will hire your services good sir. I think non-voters are usually germans btw.