Shortages

[Dutch Uncle]

I have no idea what that means....I hope it is a good thing...I do know quality!

He's calling you a fat boy. A rolly-polly. The fat guy in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life".

 

[Dutch Uncle]

We currently eat 42 teaspoons a day.

"HOUSTON!"

Which is why I never add sugar (or salt) to anything since there's so much of it in every processed food.

 

[Jack]

I have no idea what that means....I hope it is a good thing...I do know quality!

... think 'Pillsbury Dough Boy'.

 

[Hawkeye10]

He's calling you a fat boy. A rolly-polly. The fat guy in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life".

Oh.. Gluttony has always been a challenge...I always want more and better food, drink, understanding, pussy, drugs, Rock and Roll and so on....

I dont consider this to be a problem.

 

[Jack]

Oh.. Gluttony has always been a challenge...I always want more and better food, drink, understanding, pussy, drugs, Rock and Roll and so on....

I dont consider this to be a problem.

 

[Hawkeye10]

I dont know how many times I get to do life...I decided long ago to leave it all on the floor.

I refuse to deprive myself.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Oh.. Gluttony has always been a challenge...I always want more and better food, drink, understanding, pussy, drugs, Rock and Roll and so on....

I dont consider this to be a problem.

It was a problem for Mr. Creosote.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I dont know how many times I get to do life...I decided long ago to leave it all on the floor.

I refuse to deprive myself.

It's choice but also explains why you like Trump so much since he obviously agrees with your philosophy of material wealth and physical pleasures.

I, too, believe in living life to the fullest but favor a more philosophical and spiritual route.

 

[Jack]

I dont know how many times I get to do life...I decided long ago to leave it all on the floor.

I refuse to deprive myself.

You only go around once. Go for the Gold.

 

[Hawkeye10]

On the plus side after decades of shrinking package size in order to max profits and keep the Food Nazis at bay it is a whole new world now! ....I just tore into the biggest bag of Buggles I have ever seen!

Turns out that people need to actually eat.

 

[Hawkeye10]

You only go around once. Go for the Gold.

No I dont know this...But I do my best....because this is the way I was built.

 

[Jack]

No I dont know this...But I do my best....because this is the way I was built.

Jesus. You mean you are MORE massive than the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

 

[Hawkeye10]

Quality furniture.

 

[Evmetro]

Besides the obvious toilet paper, Clorox wipes shortage, what have you found hard to get?

1. Cherry Coke Zero
2. Diet Cherry 7UP

Ammo