The Grind Awards

[BRUTALITOPS]

Come win a trophy

you know you want it

help me invent categories

then I will pick winners

I have already chosen the best new poster category

I am going to do whatever categories people suggest

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

lol google images I love it.

my thoughts on this thread so far:

 

[Minister of Truth]

Progressive Participation Award
Conservative Championship Trophy
Outstanding Cisgendered Male
Outstanding Cisgendered Female
Crybaby Award
Ohio Award for Dumbassery
Paul Krugman Award for Most Erotic Storytelling

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

some good ones there, yes sir indeed.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

what's progressive participation?

 

[Minister of Truth]

what's progressive participation?

I'm using the correct term of the American mainstream leftist, instead of incorrectly saying liberal. You can use leftist instead of progressive, if you prefer.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

but what's the award for

 

[Minister of Truth]

but what's the award for

It's a joke, because conservatives always rag on progressives for handing-out/receiving participation trophies/awards. You should award those two awards to your favorite progressive and conservative posters, like Rana and I.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ohhhhhhhh

ok

 

[Jack]

'Who has Most People on Thread Ban' award.

People come to a Public Forum, then ... thread ban large chunks of the Forum. WTF?

Teflon Don and Legina come to mind.

 

[Jack]

The 'HATE' award.

Probably a tossup between CFM and Guno.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Distracted Driver Award

 

[Jack]

"Sock Army Award". (No, I'm going to stay neutral on this)

 

[Jack]

"Most Triggered/Goes Berserk Award". (I have a name, but again, will remain neutral on this)

 

[The Anonymous]

"Most Triggered/Goes Berserk Award". (I have a name, but again, will remain neutral on this)

 

[Jack]

 

[Teflon Don]

Trans Righty Award - the the biggest faux conservative RINO

Amazonian Asshole Award (AAA) - self explanatory

The Citrus Award - goes to the biggest supporter of open borders because they want cheap orange pickers

The Melvin Udall Award - For JPPs most obsessive compulsive douchebag

The Mrs Kravitz Award - JPPs biggest gossip

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

"Most Triggered/Goes Berserk Award". (I have a name, but again, will remain neutral on this)

i already have determined the winner for this one

 

[cancel2 2022]

Most regressive progressive.

 

[Jack]

i already have determined the winner for this one