The Grind Awards

[Yurt]

Mott, the I married an Asian, attention whore....

 

[Jack]

Is that because you have so many "troops" in your army?

That's above your Pay Grade, CFM.

 

[CFM]

That's above your Pay Grade, CFM.

Not hardly. Everything you do is below me in skills, knowledge, and expertise.

 

[Jack]

Not hardly. Everything you do is below me in skills, knowledge, and expertise.

Sorry. It's 'Need To Know, Only'. (Don't ask again)

 

[CFM]

Sorry. It's 'Need To Know, Only'. (Don't ask again)

I don't need to ask. I know your skills, knowledge, and expertise are below mine. That's why I'm superior to you in every way.

 

[Jack]

I don't need to ask. I know your skills, knowledge, and expertise are below mine. That's why I'm superior to you in every way.

Stop groveling. Some things you are not meant to know.

 

[CFM]

Stop groveling. Some things you are not meant to know.

I already know that you're inferior. You're the one that doesn't seem to know it yet.

 

[Jack]

I already know that you're inferior. You're the one that doesn't seem to know it yet.

Your begging is unbecoming. Get off your knees.

 

[CFM]

Your begging is unbecoming. Get off your knees.

Your wife didn't think so when I got on my knees to eat her pussy.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You do know he is no longer among the living... Right?

That's why it's "Honorary". As in honor of Beefy.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I don't need to ask. I know your skills, knowledge, and expertise are below mine. That's why I'm superior to you in every way.

You're not exactly setting the bar high.

 

[Teflon Don]

The Mott award for the poster most full of shit,

You have zero imagination. What a waste of bandwidth

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You have zero imagination. What a waste of bandwidth

<---- Projection folks. LOL

 

[Minister of Truth]

The Honorary Beefy award for coolest poster.

Coolest? Too soon, Mott!

 

[Minister of Truth]

Mott, the I married an Asian, attention whore....

You have it backwards. Mrs Hoople isn't the attention escort in that dynamic duo.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Coolest? Too soon, Mott!

Damn you sir! That was actually funny. NOT THAT KIND OF COOL!!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ok i'll do this stoned tonight.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

And how could I forget the Cypress creepiest poster of the year award.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ok look guys I am going to put the most minimal amount of effort possible into this just enough to get it done.

 

[Jack]

ok i'll do this stoned tonight.

Stoned would be the way to go.