The Grind Awards

[Minister of Truth]

ok look guys I am going to put the most minimal amount of effort possible into this just enough to get it done.

Can't envision how this could possibly go awry.

 

[Jack]

ok look guys I am going to put the most minimal amount of effort possible into this just enough to get it done.

You could always make it a 'Poll'. That way, the pressure is off you, you won't have to shoulder any of the blame or incriminations. See. You're just the 'Poll Master', ready to pass out Trophies. You'll be LOVED by the Masses, the Proletarians, the Worker Drones. Giving 'meaning' to their empty dreary lives. Think of the JOY you will bring the Drones as they show off their Trophies to their friends, neighbors, children. They will have STATUS in their little World of Drudgery. They will be 'SOMEBODY'. --->"Hey, look everybody, I got a Trophy from Grind!!!<--- (Life doesn't get much better than this)

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

You could always make it a 'Poll'. That way, the pressure is off you, you won't have to shoulder any of the blame or incriminations. See. You're just the 'Poll Master', ready to pass out Trophies. You'll be LOVED by the Masses, the Proletarians, the Worker Drones. Giving 'meaning' to their empty dreary lives. Think of the JOY you will bring the Drones as they show off their Trophies to their friends, neighbors, children. They will have STATUS in their little World of Drudgery. They will be 'SOMEBODY'. --->"Hey, look everybody, I got a Trophy from Grind!!!<--- (Life doesn't get much better than this)

it's called the grind awards, not the jpp awards.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

They will be 'SOMEBODY'. --->"Hey, look everybody, I got a Trophy from Grind!!!<--- (Life doesn't get much better than this)

look im just bored, please nobody take this seriously.

 

[Jack]

it's called the grind awards, not the jpp awards.

Hmmmmm ... OK. You're back in the Hot Seat. (I thought I was helping)

 

[Jack]

look im just bored, please nobody take this seriously.

Wait!
What?

 

[Minister of Truth]

look im just bored, please nobody take this seriously.

This was my initial reaction. "Oh, look how bored Grind is!"

 

[Mason Michaels]

look im just bored, please nobody take this seriously.

So the Grind awards are meaningless?

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

So the Grind awards are meaningless?

they have as much value as anything else in life

 

[Jade Dragon]

Come win a trophy

you know you want it

help me invent categories

then I will pick winners

I have already chosen the best new poster category

I am going to do whatever categories people suggest

The most likable fruitcake award. Basically it's an award for that crazy doof, that people can't help but enjoy. I would have voted for this guy, if he was still posting. https://www.justplainpolitics.com/member.php?7239-Oracle-Of-JPP-714

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

decided this was stupid i have abandoned my plans lol. deuces.

 

[Minister of Truth]

decided this was stupid i have abandoned my plans lol. deuces.

Fuck you. I hope your 4th of July beer all goes flat!!

 

[Minister of Truth]

TO: United Kingdom
CC: The American Left
BCC: Germany; Russia
Subject: 4th of July
Body: Happy Independence Day, LOSERS!!

 

[Jack]

decided this was stupid i have abandoned my plans lol. deuces.

Jesus Christ!
How many millions of lives have you just crushed???
Their suicides will be on YOUR hands.!

 

[Controlled Opposition]

The Jade Bigfoot Hypochondriac Award.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Jesus Christ!
How many millions of lives have you just crushed???
Their suicides will be on YOUR hands.!

im withdrawing your best new poster award too

 

[The Anonymous]

it is the nature of fake news fags to obfuscate and delude. you already know that.

You obfuscate and delude?

 

[Jack]

im withdrawing your best new poster award too

Wait! NO!!! Not THAT!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

ok look guys I am going to put the most minimal amount of effort possible into this just enough to get it done.

Are you talking about your awards or your job as a moderator?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

look im just bored, please nobody take this seriously.

Have we ever taken you seriously?