The Grind Awards

[Yurt]

Best looking partaker award.

Okay, I'll accept....

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Come win a trophy

you know you want it

help me invent categories

then I will pick winners

I have already chosen the best new poster category

I am going to do whatever categories people suggest

Batshit crazy poster award
Most annoying Troll award
Biggest Partisan Hack award
Best Snowflake meltdown award
Best rant award
Most heartless conservative award

I was going to say most egalitarian liberal award but to be truly liberal you’d have to give that to everyone.

How about the Damocles free speech award?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

The Honorary Beefy award for coolest poster.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

The Tom Tom award for worst jokes.

 

[CFM]

"Sock Army Award". (No, I'm going to stay neutral on this)

Is that because you have so many "troops" in your army?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

The Mott award for the poster most full of shit,

 

[CFM]

"Most Triggered/Goes Berserk Award". (I have a name, but again, will remain neutral on this)

It's OK. You can say your name or use one of the many socks you have.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

The Honorary Dixie award for best Southern poster.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

perhaps you could give refugee status to an asylum seeker from Amazon.......

 

[Mott the Hoople]

The annual PiMP award for lamest poster.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Let me revise a few.

The Evince batshit crazy award. Before you tag on me about that Desh just remember that most of the great thinkers in history were considered bat shit crazy in their time.

The Legion Troll most annoying Troll award.

Also The Watermark loser of the year award.

The Captain Billy misanthrope of the year award

The Super Freak empathy award.

And how could I forget the Cypress creepiest poster of the year award.

 

[Mason Michaels]

Amazonian Award

 

[Mason Michaels]

Yurt has to win one!
What category?????

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Most Annoying Shit in Their Sig Line Award
Most Threads Unlikely to Be Read Award
Most Threads Started in One Hour Award
Profile Pic Most Likely to Induce a Seizure Award


Oh wait. Grind already owns that last one. lol

 

[Mason Michaels]

Emoji abuse award,Phantasmal can judge this award!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Yurt has to win one!
What category?????

Spastic Colon Award

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Emoji abuse award,Phantasmal can judge this award!

No. Rana (Phantasmal) should judge the Asshole of the Year Award. She can spot an asshole a mile away.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Most Threads Started About Another Poster Award!!! <-- We have a number of contenders. Who's your favorite?

 

[Celticguy]

Most/least vapid
Most/least erudite
+1 award (posts that provide no input to the thread)
Mr Pottymouth
Ms Pottymouth
Most/least amusing
Cunt of the year
Evince wannabe

 

[Yurt]

The Honorary Beefy award for coolest poster.

You do know he is no longer among the living... Right?