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Cypress said:
Keep up the good work! We might as well use this quarantine to improve our minds and skills. On the flipside, I suspect there are deplorables using this time to catch up on the latest porn, and upgrade the moonshine distillery.
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Or cook up a new batch of meth in anticipation of businesses re-opening. lol
 
We don't need no stinking guns in Da YooPee, eh?

SOUTH RANGE, Mich. (WLUC) - A man and a woman, chased off by a Houghton County homeowner defending his property with a chainsaw, face first-degree home invasion charges.

Forty-year-old Sasha Joy Anderson of South Range and 32-year-old Christopher William Darmofal of Warren were arraigned Monday morning in Houghton County District Court.

First-degree home invasion is a felony with a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison.

Darmofal is also charged with carrying a concealed weapon, felonious assault and malicious destruction of personal property.

The Houghton County Sheriff's Office says around 4:00 a.m. Saturday in South Range, Darmofal pulled a knife on a man inside his home. The man defended himself with a chainsaw, and Darmofal and Anderson ran away. Deputies found them at another home in South Range.

Investigators say no one was hurt. Anderson's bond was set at $300 cash. Darmofal's was set at $5,000 cash. Their preliminary hearings will be set within three weeks.

https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/content/news/Sheriffs-office--569576961.html
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
Oh, the one with Toxic's sock on it? That list? :laugh:

I don't think Uncle is a sock but if he is, who cares? He's smart, funny, entertaining, and thinks Trump sucks too. What's not to like? lol
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Is it just me that wonders if Dutch Uncle is the poster from a while back that always used The Captain Kirk avatar? Unka Richie, Oracle Of JPP, to name a few of his titles.
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
We don't need no stinking guns in Da YooPee, eh?

SOUTH RANGE, Mich. (WLUC) - A man and a woman, chased off by a Houghton County homeowner defending his property with a chainsaw, face first-degree home invasion charges.

Forty-year-old Sasha Joy Anderson of South Range and 32-year-old Christopher William Darmofal of Warren were arraigned Monday morning in Houghton County District Court.

First-degree home invasion is a felony with a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison.

Darmofal is also charged with carrying a concealed weapon, felonious assault and malicious destruction of personal property.

The Houghton County Sheriff's Office says around 4:00 a.m. Saturday in South Range, Darmofal pulled a knife on a man inside his home. The man defended himself with a chainsaw, and Darmofal and Anderson ran away. Deputies found them at another home in South Range.

Investigators say no one was hurt. Anderson's bond was set at $300 cash. Darmofal's was set at $5,000 cash. Their preliminary hearings will be set within three weeks.

https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/content/news/Sheriffs-office--569576961.html
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That's what you get thinking you can rob with a knife in the old lumberjack country.
 
Crocodile said:
Is it just me that wonders if Dutch Uncle is the poster from a while back that always used The Captain Kirk avatar? Unka Richie, Oracle Of JPP, to name a few of his titles.
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Maybe a bit but not really. Different writing styles for one thing. Plus that guy really didn't like Xtians at all; Dutch says he is one. He might be a sock but I really don't care. I'm not sure what all the fascination is with trying to claim that every new person is a sock of some existing person.

I am flattered though that Minty thinks I'm him. lol That *would* be nice if I could stay up till 2 or 3 am posting, sleep a few hrs. and come right back and be that astute and humorous.
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
Maybe a bit but not really. Different writing styles for one thing. Plus that guy really didn't like Xtians at all; Dutch says he is one. He might be a sock but I really don't care. I'm not sure what all the fascination is with trying to claim that every new person is a sock of some existing person.

I am flattered though that Minty thinks I'm him. lol That *would* be nice if I could stay up till 2 or 3 am posting, sleep a few hrs. and come right back and be that astute and humorous.
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I was hoping it was him because he spiced this place up a bit before he went MIA. I got a little of that vibe with Dutch.
 
Crocodile said:
Is it just me that wonders if Dutch Uncle is the poster from a while back that always used The Captain Kirk avatar? Unka Richie, Oracle Of JPP, to name a few of his titles.
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Not me. This is the only username I have on this forum although I have gone by other usernames elsewhere.
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
Maybe a bit but not really. Different writing styles for one thing. Plus that guy really didn't like Xtians at all; Dutch says he is one. He might be a sock but I really don't care. I'm not sure what all the fascination is with trying to claim that every new person is a sock of some existing person.

I am flattered though that Minty thinks I'm him. lol That *would* be nice if I could stay up till 2 or 3 am posting, sleep a few hrs. and come right back and be that astute and humorous.
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Thanks. To clarify; I was raised a Christian and like the ideals set by Jesus but I have doubts about the divinity of Jesus (at least as far as him being the one and only son of God. If he was, we all are) and certainly doubts about the Trinity. At best I'm a Gnostic Christian.
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
We don't need no stinking guns in Da YooPee, eh?

SOUTH RANGE, Mich. (WLUC) - A man and a woman, chased off by a Houghton County homeowner defending his property with a chainsaw, face first-degree home invasion charges.

Forty-year-old Sasha Joy Anderson of South Range and 32-year-old Christopher William Darmofal of Warren were arraigned Monday morning in Houghton County District Court.

First-degree home invasion is a felony with a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison.

Darmofal is also charged with carrying a concealed weapon, felonious assault and malicious destruction of personal property.

The Houghton County Sheriff's Office says around 4:00 a.m. Saturday in South Range, Darmofal pulled a knife on a man inside his home. The man defended himself with a chainsaw, and Darmofal and Anderson ran away. Deputies found them at another home in South Range.

Investigators say no one was hurt. Anderson's bond was set at $300 cash. Darmofal's was set at $5,000 cash. Their preliminary hearings will be set within three weeks.

https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/content/news/Sheriffs-office--569576961.html
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Both look like they know their way around a Meth needle.

https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/content/news/Sheriffs-office--569576961.html

https://media.graytvinc.com/images/...son+and+Christopher+William+Darmofal+MUGS.jpg
 
Dutch Uncle said:
Thanks. To clarify; I was raised a Christian and like the ideals set by Jesus but I have doubts about the divinity of Jesus (at least as far as him being the one and only son of God. If he was, we all are) and certainly doubts about the Trinity. At best I'm a Gnostic Christian.
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I kind of see it as we are either all divine, or none of us is, too. I was raised Xtian as well.

Oh shit.

You ARE me! Or I'm you! We are the walrus! Coocoocajoo!
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
I kind of see it as we are either all divine, or none of us is, too. I was raised Xtian as well.

Oh shit.

You ARE me! Or I'm you! We are the walrus! Coocoocajoo!
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LOL. Agreed that there's something to the "we're all divine" idea. I think people like Jesus and Siddhartha were pointing that out albeit within the limits of their societies.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
Both look like they know their way around a Meth needle.

https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/content/news/Sheriffs-office--569576961.html

https://media.graytvinc.com/images/...son+and+Christopher+William+Darmofal+MUGS.jpg
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Hahahaha -- yep. We were laughing our buttz off last night about the story. Who tries to break in and rob with a knife, and who keeps a chainsaw in their house anyways? I love this place. Such wonderful ppl, and alsotoo funny stories like that. In STL it was all shootings and murders and carjackings and rapes all the time.

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ThatOwlWoman said:
Hahahaha -- yep. We were laughing our buttz off last night about the story. Who tries to break in and rob with a knife, and who keeps a chainsaw in their house anyways? I love this place. Such wonderful ppl, and alsotoo funny stories like that. In STL it was all shootings and murders and carjackings and rapes all the time.

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It is certainly beautiful up there. I've been to the Marquette/Sawyer area several times. Last summer an annual family reunion was held at one of the lakes south of Cheboygan. We were there for a week and spent time to go to Cheboygan and smaller towns in the area.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
It is certainly beautiful up there. I've been to the Marquette/Sawyer area several times. Last summer an annual family reunion was held at one of the lakes south of Cheboygan. We were there for a week and spent time to go to Cheboygan and smaller towns in the area.
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If you come up this way again let me know, we could all meet up!
 
Dutch Uncle said:
It is certainly beautiful up there. I've been to the Marquette/Sawyer area several times. Last summer an annual family reunion was held at one of the lakes south of Cheboygan. We were there for a week and spent time to go to Cheboygan and smaller towns in the area.
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That's not super far from me. I live around a Lake myself that's called Elk Lake.
 
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