Liberalese to English Translation (provided by the number 3 and the letter H):
Derp Derp Derp, I hate republicans. I especially hate the ones that are brown or even, heaven forfend, black! Those jerks should vote how I (me, number one, my me mine) tell them to vote because they are so very stupid, and brown. They shouldn't think or form opinions that are contrary to us super smart liberal white folk because their brown skin makes them stupid and their decisions wrong. Thankfully for them, we are here to think on their behalf, and to scare them into voting exactly like we tell them to vote, we tell them it is because "or else those republicans they would vote for if they had their own opinions will do bad things to them"...
Jerks, stop thinking, you can't do it well, because you are brown and too stupid to form opinions without my input.