The Pretend to be someone else thread

evince said:
Darla I want you , would you end my virginity?
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I don't know Water. I might consider it, except that I recently saw this SATC episode. There was this college student, who kind of resembled you actually, and his name was the same as Samantha's, first and last. Except his first name was Sam of course. So she was getting all his calls, so she meets him because she is intrigued, and discovers that he is this very young, college virgin.

Well, she ends up having sex with him, thus, "deflowering him". And what happens is the next night, she doesn't return his call and he totally emos out. He ends up going to her apartment in the middle of the night, and keeps banging on her door, screaming at the top of his lungs "I LOVE YOU SAMANTHA, I LOOOOVVVEEE YOU".
 
evince said:
Darla I want you , would you end my virginity?
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What is this a lesbian pick up board? Or just all around homo board? I saw someone named Southern Man trying to pick up some gay dude named Solitary (with a name like he is just asking for it, and sure enough, along comes a homo to take him on it), and now this.

Sometimes I think the entire cyberspace is filled with pinheads and I am the only normal one.
 
SuperPatriot said:
What is this a lesbian pick up board? Or just all around homo board? I saw someone named Southern Man trying to pick up some gay dude named Solitary (with a name like he is just asking for it, and sure enough, along comes a homo to take him on it), and now this.

Sometimes I think the entire cyberspace is filled with pinheads and I am the only normal one.
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OK Dixie why would a new poster know that desh is female?

Also dude read the thread you may have gotten confused.
 
uscitizen is fired now because he doesn't support the truth and wants to continue to have us all hide behind lies. These assholes need to be thrown out of any prominence so this never happens again. Luckily I think most are finally waking up.

Darla is now Grind
 
KingCondanomation said:
We are in charge now and there is nothing you can do about it. Green energy is the way to go for so many reasons and I don't care how much more it costs, we just need to make more advances in "new" technology like wind power.
You are so simple minded sometimes, pennywise and pound foolish.


* Wow, being Onceler is actually more boring than debating him *
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The sun didn't rise today because of liberals!
 
Grind said:
uscitizen is fired now because he doesn't support the truth and wants to continue to have us all hide behind lies. These assholes need to be thrown out of any prominence so this never happens again. Luckily I think most are finally waking up.

Darla is now Grind
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What's this, my Brother? Code? Darla is now Grind? It must be a joke because I'm not getting it.

I'm a DEMOCRATIC socialist and those are better than normal socialist because it doesn't have a direct link to total and abject failure like, well, socialism. Ignore the fact that every failed socialist regime considered themselves "democratic" and listen to what I am typing because it is real. Doom upon us with Obambi who is too weak to stand up to Congress and demand we go socialist under his new regime!
 
SuperPatriot said:
I am not Dixie! I am a coworker of his! Liar! Dixie warned me this would happen! He told me not to post!
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Ah Ha , the waterman has detected your ruse. We all know Dixie has not left his house in 5 years. He has lost 5 pounds since Christmas and will be out of the house in 50 years at that rate.
 
Grind said:
uscitizen is fired now because he doesn't support the truth and wants to continue to have us all hide behind lies. These assholes need to be thrown out of any prominence so this never happens again. Luckily I think most are finally waking up.

Darla is now Grind
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spurt is a cocksucker!!!!!!
 
evince said:
Darla I want you , would you end my virginity?
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Desh you rightwing conservative HACK! Lay off my girl Darla or i will have to pound your ass with my Curling broom! Only I get lay into her! Now go to one of your stupid Limbaugh Hannity blogs that you link-up all of the time and cry over there?!?
 
Threedee said:
Desh you rightwing conservative HACK! Lay off my girl Darla or i will have to pound your ass with my Curling broom! Only I get lay into her! Now go to one of your stupid Limbaugh Hannity blogs that you link-up all of the time and cry over there?!?
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spurt is a cocksucker!!!!!
 
Yurt said:
spurt is a cocksucker!!!!!
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I've never called you that name. I've never used that word on here.

And you must have misunderstood me further, so let me be clear: I think you're a faggot ass little momma's boy who can only aspire to cocksucking.
 
darla i hate to break character but i must compliment you on your pwn. From now on please pwn him grind style in this thread. Thank you.
 
Darla said:
I've never called you that name. I've never used that word on here.

And you must have misunderstood me further, so let me be clear: I think you're a faggot ass little momma's boy who can only aspire to cocksucking.
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that doesn't sound like grind :pke:

and if you are being darla....you are either 1. forgetful, 2. lying....as you have in fact used that word and your favorite insult is to claim that a male is a homo
 
Grind said:
darla i hate to break character but i must compliment you on your pwn. From now on please pwn him grind style in this thread. Thank you.
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screw you republican whiner cocksucker faggot... don't deny you suck spurt's cock when he demands it and don't deny you beg for more
 
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