The Redhead

[Brent]

Remember me telling you guys about that chick at work?

She asked me out a few evenings ago. My response?

I turned her down.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Moron.

 

[Brent]

Moron.

She was not my type, Watermark. She looks good, but has no morals. Why would I want to be just another notch to a bedpost when I can wait for a meaningful relationship with a Christian woman?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

You probably did her a BIG favor.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

What did she do that was so evil? Read Harry Potter? Kiss a man once three years ago?

 

[Brent]

What did she do that was so evil? Read Harry Potter? Kiss a man once three years ago?

No, she's just dirty.

 

[Damocles]

You are going to regret this in the future there, Brent.

 

[Brent]

You are going to regret this in the future there, Brent.

No I won't. I'm waiting for someone better, who has already shown a great deal of interest in me.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

She's dirty?

What do you mean by that?

 

[Beefy]

Jesus would have wanted you to live a little. That's why he blessed you with bodily urges. You my friend, are going to have one wicked ass midlifer. Brace yourself.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Did she make a joke with the word "sex" in it?

OH THE HORROR!

 

[Beefy]

Did she make a joke with the word "sex" in it?

OH THE HORROR!

Maybe she's dirty because she POOPS!! Oh the Humanity!!!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Oh, come on. Being dirty is a good thing.

Maybe you can screw her, and put a quick end to this fascist phase.

 

[Brent]

Maybe you can screw her,

Precisely what she had in mind.

I'm holding out for something meaningful.

 

[Damocles]

I'm telling you from the perspective of somebody who has been there, you are going to regret this. Don't be a fool turning down the girl who had you so "smitten" before just because you believe she plans on nailing ya...

 

[Brent]

I'm telling you from the perspective of somebody who has been there, you are going to regret this. Don't be a fool turning down the girl who had you so "smitten" before just because you believe she plans on nailing ya...

I liked her when I thought she was a good girl. I'm not attracted to dirty chicks, Damo. They turn me off. I'm not even attracted to her anymore.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Precisely what she had in mind.

I'm holding out for something meaningful.

So, if you ahve sex with someone, your relationship is no longer meaningful?

And I doubt any women would have sex with you.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

You probaby don't even know anything about her, although you're probably wacked off to the thought of entering her 10 or 20 times since you met her.

You're probably off on the sex thing anyway. In normal people world, we do something called "flirting", which is usually playful.

 

[Brent]

You probaby don't even know anything about her, although you're probably wacked off to the thought of entering her 10 or 20 times since you met her.

You're probably off on the sex thing anyway. In normal people world, we do something called "flirting", which is usually playful.

No, I'm by no means misinterpreting anything.

But I have long suspected you are all talk, Watermark. You're probably a fat kid (250+ lbs) who can't get any, so you make up stories to live out your fantasy life on the internet.

 

[Damocles]

Like stories about redheads who want to date Napoleon Dynamite wearing a blonde wig?