FFS ! If the photograph that you are currently using as an avator is a photograph of
you (?) then it is obvious that you are a girl. Because even from the limited view of the gross anatomical morphology we are given in the avatar, almost immediately, we can confirm that this person is a female, and relatively young ( say early 20's to 25 y.o max) It is mainly the contours and proportioning of the buttocks that are the "tell-tale" trait. You have got what is now known as an "Inverted Heart" type of butt...
Some medical science wonk in America, took photographs of the naked (he was a registered Doctor so he was allowed to do this) butts of over 100,000 healthy and fit young women. Then he processed all of the photographs using a computer program that screened the images to see if there were any identifiable categories of female butt that were distinctive with respect to their overall shape (what they looked like from behind). If you've been to college and you know what "Factor Analysis" is, well that's pretty much what this guy was doing; though in his case, I would call it "Factor
ANALysis. (goes without saying that this dude was a major pervert).
So, getting back to your avatar....the research I just mentioned (above) confirmed that women (and I should emphasise that the women this research studied were all White Anglo-Americans) have FIVE different types of butt:
(1) The "V" - SHAPED BUTT
(2) The "SQUARE - SHAPED" BUTT
(3) The "CAPITAL 'A' - SHAPED" BUTT
(4) The "ROUND - SHAPED" BUTT
(5) The "INVERTED - HEART" - SHAPED BUTT
You're lucky, you've got the most feminine type of butt - the "INVERTED - HEART". In terms of classical Western aesthetics ,and properties like: contour, proportion and esp gradual variation, the "INVERTED - HEART" is the most (OBJECTIVELY) beautiful form of female ass. You'll be interest to know that I can tell this from the contours of the white top in the avatar as well, because I took two subjects in gross anatomy at a world - renowned University, where we did all of our practicals using relatively fresh human cadavers.You don't deserve to have the most (aesthetically) beautiful type of female butt, actually; because if what you write in your posts contains any modicum of truth you are a total ass-hole AND a sexual deviant.
As to which of the five types of butt men like the most (?), that's a complex question. Women like Jay-lo and the Kardashians are said to be sexy and they have the "ROUND - SHAPED" kind of butt, which is quite common in African - Americans. But I do not them attractive at all. In the porn industry this type of bottom is called a "Bubble - Butt" (For example, a DVD I used to own: "Bubble - Butt MILFS Like it Big) I have much more refined tastes now, so personally, the "ROUND" type of butt no longer appeals to me. It kind of "sticks out like dog's balls" - if you know what I mean - and things that are
BUMptious, unrefined and "in your face"
(God Forbid ! God Forbid !) are basically kitsch and lack class.
I think the "INVERTED HEART" butt (which is the kind of ass that today's Bikini Models all have) is the form which appeals the most to any man who has at least passable good Taste, that is, any main who knows what objective aesthetic standards must be met to be
correct in judging any woman to be beautiful or very beautiful . To put it briefy, the correct or objective standards that determine true facial and bodily beauty were set down by the ancient Greeks 1000's of years ago, and they still apply today.
Getting back to butts, the ancient Greeks who studied and "codified" the necessary criteria for physical (bodily/facial) beauty in women, identified the "INVERTED - HEART SHAPED" as the most beautiful kind of female butt. The best example of this is probably a marble statue that was sculpted in 300 BC in Athens called the "Aphrodite Kallipygos", which means "Venus of the beautiful butt" when it is translate If you google up an image of this sculpture, you will see that she does indeed have an "INVERTED - HEART" shaped ass.
Looks like I've raved on too long, so I'll stop. It's just that I'm fascinated by philosophical aesthetics. There are lots of political dimensions to beauty as well . For example have you ever noticed how American mainstream media companies like CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, etc; are bum-boys for the Democratic Party, but when it comes to who they hire as news anchors and journalists they only ever hire a small number of newsreaders from racial minorities, especially Blacks (like Don Lemon). The overwhelming majority of the talking heads on CNN are relatively young, White (Anglo-European) American women who are beautiful. They pretty much meet all of the classiccal Greek standards that you had to meet to be an official "hottie" , say, 3,000 years ago in Athens. I mean, there's a few minor issues, like some of these CNN girls are brunettes and the Greeks view was that
ideally, girls who wanted to be regarded as beautiful should have fair-coloured hair. Anyway, the reason CNN hires all these "Hellenic" classical beauties is that as soon a male or a female see a genuinely beautiful object they
IMMEDIATELY experience the feeling/emotion of
LOVE. You instantly feel it - it doesn't involve any kind of thought process; it happens
before you can think ! just like the way you feel coldness if someone presses an ice - block on your arm
1) you feel the coldness immediately (2) while the ice-block is there you keep feeling coldness, there's no way you can stop it while its pressed against your skin I don't mean lust, or the desire for physical sex, that is, they don't immediately get horney and want to f**k the daylights out of beautiful object. By love, I must stress that I am referring to a
social emotion, one that draws them towards the beautiful object (young women in this case), and makes feel they would like to be close to them and get to know them - offer them affection, attentiveness, tenderness, kindness and bestow comfort, good cheer and endearment for them -, in short, treat them really nicely. So ,in the context of physical beauty, that's what I mean by
"LOVE". The upshot is that, if your are at home and you turn on one of the many mainstream Democrat, propaganda mouthpieces, like: CNN, CBS or MSNBC, and a hot-looking,
beautiful, young woman appears, you are immediately drawn to her and feel that she is a wonderful person who you want to me with. So, you sit down and watch her as long as her show or segment lasts and you stay put in your chair listening to everything she says.This, of course, is exactly what CNN wants you to do - sit still and pay attention to the woke socialist bullshit they're pumping out of your television. So, the reason that they only throw in the odd Black newsreader is because Black African-American women aren't beautiful according to the modern Western conception of bodily beauty and its aesthetic criteria (that are operational right now in 2021), and still ,after 1,000's of years, essentially the same as the ancient Greek conception of beauty (amazing isn't it). They have throw in the odd darkie, Latino Chinese talking head (1) because in America there are 17 million Blacks a nd 60 million Latinos/Hispanic and quite a few million Asians (2) the Democrat Party are committed to a policies of racial/ethnic diversity, so even though these coloured races are not beautiful with respt to the Western aesthetic form female physical beauty, they have to put the odd one or two on the nightly news hour so they can say *Y'all can see we're committed to promoting diversity in America because we've got Don Lemon (a gay, darkie dim-wit) reading prime-time news for us ! (4) But I shouldn't use Don Lemon as an example because physical beauty in people is something that only
WOMEN have. We don't say that MEN are
beautiful, nor did the ancient Greeks; their term for physical beauty was
kallon and they would not have used that term to describe a male that women found attractive. To continue. You'll notice how these media companies are careful not to hire too many African-American or Hispanics or Asians as news anchors or news reports or members of current affairs shows like "The Five". The reason is that -I'm afraid I'll have to be blunt here - they are
NOT physically beautiful. Therefore people at home watching television will not be inclined to sit down and attentively watch them. This would leading to a drop in ratings and a drops in ratings means a loss of money and when diversity starts to cost CNN and MSNBC and Co.
MONEY it starts to evaporate very quickly,
AND THIS SERVES TO PROVIDE US WITH A NEAT EXAMPLE OF ONE OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY'S HALLMARK CHARACTERISTICS...SHAMELESS HYPOCRISY
FINAL POINTS
All women are obsessed with their physical (facial and bodily) beauty. So you might find these tips useful:
(1) Physical beauty is something that only YOUNG (adolescent to, say 35 y.o. max) WOMEN can have.
(2) Beauty in young women is an OBJECTIVE quality. That is, it is a REAL thing. It is not "IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER." If a guy has a girl friend who looks like Whoopi Goldberg and he genuinely thinks she's beautiful. It's not a case of, "Well he's justified in thinking that because , after all, "BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER." No, no, no. He is wrong. Whoopi Goldberg is a
very ugly piece of work. FACT. She did not: "Come all the way from China in a silk-lined matchbox." Whoopi Goldberg never was, is not, and never will be beautiful.
(3) Long, fair-coloured hair is most beautiful. You can add tresses, plaits, if you want.
(4) The "INVERTED - HEART" is most beautiful. It tends to come with a sinuous , hour-glass waist contouring which is also beautiful.
(5) Very pallid white skin is most beautiful. The alabaster tone that beautiful English girls have is a good moder-day example.
(6) Breasts should be firm, smooth, ample, but not over-large, elegantly curvaceous.
(7) Eyes should be large, gentle and ideally fair-coloured, but darker shades can also be beautiful.
(8) Use black eye-liner to be beautiful and cosmetics like lipstick applied in modest amounts (never use excessive quantities of cosmetics - keep it understated and tasteful).
(9) No tattoos or piercings ANYWHERE ( or earlobe guaging. Euuw !!)
(10) FACE. 2,500 years ago in ancient Greece a mathematician and sculptor discovered that if you drew a straight line then divided that line into two segments in the ratio of 1:1.618 a pleasing effect was created. That is, if you have a straight length of string that is 2.168 feet long, if you draw a black spot 1 foot from one end of the string to mark off two sections, when you look at the two sections you sense a pleasing harmony of proportions. This ration of proportion was named phi after Phidias, and it is called "The Golden Ration." He used this ratio 1:1.618 to help make his sculptures beautiful.
When the features of a young woman's face: eyebrows, nose, lips, eyes, chin, jaw (and facial shape) conform to the Golden Ratio, phi, of 1:1.618 she will be beautiful. Or rather, the closer the proportioning of her facial features approaches phi, the more beautiful she will be. For example:
(i) The distance from the top of the nose to the centre of the lips should be 1.618 times the distance from the centre of the lips to the chin.
(ii) The hairline to the upper eyelid should be 1.618 times the length of the top of the upper eye brow to the lower eyelid.
(iii) The ideal ratio of upper to lower lip volume should be 1.618 (the lower lip should have slightly more volume).
And so on, and so on.
These days you can go to a cosmetic surgeon to get your face "GOLDEN RATIO-ED" if you need to, or if you just want to be more perfectly beautiful.
So, now that you know all about what true/real/objective female physical beauty is. You can sort yourself out, clean up your act, and help make America a more beautiful place !!
Dachshund