OK I tried it. I told my wife to be a woman and keep her mouth shut. She threw a glass of water in face. I said wtf was that for? She said cause you're an asshole! I called her a bitch and she called me a prick and I called her fat and she started crying and called her mom and I took her phone away from her and she called me a pencil dick and I said your sister is a better fuck than you and then she kicked me right dead square in the nuts.
I fell to my knees than rolled over onto th floor in the fetal position holding my nads and groaning in pain. She put her hand over her in shock and said OMG are you all right? I moaned fuck no but deserved that I was being a total asshole then she hugged me and sai I love so much hunny bunny and hugged her back and said I love you too sweetie and then we started making out and then had awe inspiring make up sex for two hours.
So thanks for the excellent suggestion Rana.