Tom's various old shit thread

Damn Yankee said:
That's what I was thinking. I heard the term when I was in high school, from another kid. He could have picked it up from his parent's generation when oleomargarine was a substitute for butter during WW2 rationing (when we were keeping your sorry British arses from the Huns). My Mom used the word "oleo" to describe it, and it was always used with derision.

So it makes sense that they'd make up a name for 3D's hobby using a detested food product that could be used to grease axles.
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There's nothing wrong with margarine, with I Can't Believe its Not Butter! as a case in point. Of course, I grew up with parents who don't buy margarine, so I had to use butter instead...
 
Actually, I've never considered using a lubricant such as butter. People generally just use them for buttsecks, which I'm sure you're used to having to bone asses that are hairy and not delciously smooth.
 
Threedee said:
There's nothing wrong with margarine, with I Can't Believe its Not Butter! as a case in point. Of course, I grew up with parents who don't buy margarine, so I had to use butter instead...
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When I was a kid I never knew the difference and didn't understand why the adults hated it so much. Apparently during the war it was a produced through government contracts, and as I alluded to earlier, more suitable for greasing machinery than spreading on toast.

So have add it 3D, lubed up and slippery with Marge or red-hot friction with Rosy. :good4u:
 
God, I really loved the one with all the quickness and fast spins. The best move was the girl in white humping the pole at like 20 feet up.

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apple0154 said:
I think it's kind of scary. Did you see those leg muscles?

I say, "No thank-you", when a slip of the tongue could result in a neck-snapping! :whoa:
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Xenia Onatopp!!

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tom prendergast said:
I love puns and alliteration.

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Hoping you haven't heard all of these before.

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
6. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
7. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A
8. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
9. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
10. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
11. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
12. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
13. A will is a dead giveaway.
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
16. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
17. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blown apart.
18. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
19. A calendar's days are numbered.
20. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
21. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
22. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
23. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
24. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
25. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

And a couple more:
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
 
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