Well, I appreciate you agreeing about the right.
Unfortunately I can't return the favor about the left or the ABA (the ABA is not the left, either).
And I would suggest to you, that you are seriously in error in your statement about the constitution's 'face value' and 'simple verbiage'.
Unfortunately for that viewpoint, the constitution is the opposite. It's a bare framework that's VERY vague in all kinds of things, and does NOT answer thousands of detailed issues clearly, no matter how hard you look.
In fact, one of the best ways to spot the people who are lying about the constitution is to spot the ones who claim they're following the clear instructions in the constitution, the 'original intent' - the way the right does. They're just trying to stamp their agenda with legitimacy and attack any other viewpoint - which is equally or more valid - as tainted and incorrect.
In fact, the constitution has that vagueness - things like 'unspecified rights' that are not written but which exist - written right into it. The only correct interpretation of the constitution is the one that understands the 'spirit' of the document and does interpret it to recognize those 'unspecified rights' that are implied but not explicit. To say they don't exist is the one position that clearly violates the constitution's 'plain language' (see the 9th and 10th amendments which exactly protect unspecified rights).
That doesn't mean that anything anyone wants to make up is in the constitution.
It means that it is a more complex, less simple and clear document requiring expertise to interpret.
And unfortunately, the right takes advantage of that vagueness to push an agenda that is at odds with the intent of the constitution, and invent rights NOT implied, such as giving corporations constitutional rights the document did not intend.