NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
I don't know.
When you see some kid plodding along
with his baseball cap on backwards,
and a scruffy neck beard
not quite hiding his neck tatoo,
and his T-shirt dangling out below his jacket
and his face in his phone,
you're probably looking at a YOUNG mutant who's going to vote
for the pigfucking orangutan
if he remembers to get out of bed that day.
You want to crease his head with a cheap, pawn shop aluminum baseball bat
but our laws haven't been brought up to date
to allow and even encourage that.
It's not a happy thought.
When you see some kid plodding along
with his baseball cap on backwards,
and a scruffy neck beard
not quite hiding his neck tatoo,
and his T-shirt dangling out below his jacket
and his face in his phone,
you're probably looking at a YOUNG mutant who's going to vote
for the pigfucking orangutan
if he remembers to get out of bed that day.
You want to crease his head with a cheap, pawn shop aluminum baseball bat
but our laws haven't been brought up to date
to allow and even encourage that.
It's not a happy thought.