Trumpet and Sailor banned!!

Phantasmal said:
The adults I hang with don’t call other people clitoris, perhaps, you should change your own juvenile behavior before expecting others to do so. Good luck!
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LOL- the "adults" here?...their language and posts (and handiwork) are Much worse, as a matter of fact....but then, you know that;)
 
Phantasmal said:
The adults I hang with don’t call other people clitoris, perhaps, you should change your own juvenile behavior before expecting others to do so. Good luck!
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I'll refrain from doing that Phantasmal. My apologies. (I thought you took the Wet Blanket off?) :(
 
Now if someone in the "Clubhouse" had used that word Or similar vulgarities, it would be smart and witty...oh, those two sets of rules;)
 
Jack said:
I'll refrain from doing that Phantasmal. My apologies. (I thought you took the Wet Blanket off?) :(
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Apology accepted, I’m not a wet blanket, there are just things I refrain from saying. I don’t call men dicks, it’s just not me.
 
Phantasmal said:
Apology accepted, I’m not a wet blanket, there are just things I refrain from saying. I don’t call men dicks, it’s just not me.
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OK. Some people try to be flirtatious on these sites, and it's a little difficult because each person is a little different and each may want to maintain an 'image' within the community, so no problem on my part.
Now, Owl used to be flirtatious, she would present herself as a 'cock tease' and all the Males would line up to hear her spiel. Then, I don't know if you know this, or if I'm even suppose to mention this but ... her husband started cheating on her. He said it was her big ass and these, mmm, on men it's called triceps, but women ... oh yeah, batwings. Apparently she has these terrible batwings that drove her husband into the arms of what Owl calls a 'whore-bitch' and is furious. Now, I try to maintain a distance from person stuff like that but in this special case I suggested she go to the gym with her husband to:
1. Work on that big ass and those batwings
2. Confront the whore-bitch.

There is a drawback. She could lose her Paycheck, and at her age and her condition, she may not fare well. So, she has a few things to consider.

Also, and I don't like to talk about other people, but on Amazon she was know as a 'cock-blocker'. She likes to be the Queen Bee and will become enraged if she finds Males paying attention to other Females besides her. In fact I'm surprised she hasn't flown in here by now.

Well, nice talking to you. I'm working outside and just came in here to cool off a little.

Oh, PS; Owl might try and deny her husband cheating and her having a big ass and being a 'cock-blocker', she'll make it all sound believable and try and cover up her sorrow and dismal existence, so just nod your head like you believe everything she says. OK?
 
Jack said:
Yeah, well. It's nice to know who the Forum Rats are. You know, you come to a Site with adults, then find half the 'adults' are small children. :)
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Speaking of adults...

Jack said:
I find it fascinating that US'NoThreadBan'911 is so enamored with 'Banning'. It sure does make me wonder about this PM I got while on 'vacation'. I'm not going to share the woman's name, because, well, you know how USF is. And, there's a possibility that 'Dark Snitch' might be around, so I won't post a verbatim PM, that would be a Rule violation.
Anyway, I get this PM while being Banned, and it tells me that USF got a Huge Boner once he learned that ol' Jack had gotten himself in Hot Water. As she claims, 'He couldn't put his trousers on and zip up'. She went on and stated that 'He walked around for 3 days with everything just hanging out'. Now, this seemed kind of sick, but it was USF, so ...? Then (now this is where it gets even sicker), he finally gives up and goes out in the backyard and fucks this dead dog he still has tied up back there. Now ... I guess that is one way to solve the problem, but, I don't know, it seems ... unnatural. Is it just me?
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...or is it just me?
 
Jack said:
I find it fascinating that US'NoThreadBan'911 is so enamored with 'Banning'. It sure does make me wonder about this PM I got while on 'vacation'. I'm not going to share the woman's name, because, well, you know how USF is. And, there's a possibility that 'Dark Snitch' might be around, so I won't post a verbatim PM, that would be a Rule violation.
Anyway, I get this PM while being Banned, and it tells me that USF got a Huge Boner once he learned that ol' Jack had gotten himself in Hot Water. As she claims, 'He couldn't put his trousers on and zip up'. She went on and stated that 'He walked around for 3 days with everything just hanging out'. Now, this seemed kind of sick, but it was USF, so ...? Then (now this is where it gets even sicker), he finally gives up and goes out in the backyard and fucks this dead dog he still has tied up back there. Now ... I guess that is one way to solve the problem, but, I don't know, it seems ... unnatural. Is it just me?
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PM's private!
I wouldn't comment on what's in one
 
Phantasmal said:
The adults I hang with don’t call other people clitoris, perhaps, you should change your own juvenile behavior before expecting others to do so. Good luck!
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Don't be such a prude. As dumb as Jack is, his coining "Doris Clitoris" was funny, because clitoris isn't that east to rhyme. Back in the 80's one of the best selling cars was the Ford Taurus, and a guy I worked with called them "Ford Cli-Taurus", and that remains a classic. I mean, just look at the shape of the car. I can't see one on the street even today without thinking of that line.
 
Jack said:
I posted this to your twin sister yesterday. It has 3 existential political elements to it. Naturally, I didn't expect some old bag that lays around all day eating Bon Bons and Milk Duds to have any thoughts on the matter. With YOU, I thought there might be a glimmer of actual brain activity and some kind of 'response'.

"You know Owl, I'm really disappointed in you. I've tried to keep your little secret, your little ruse, your little charade here. You've bludgeoned me time and again, I've turned the other cheek, looked the other way, but THIS really takes the cake. I suspect that Blue Team is aware, and maybe some Red Team members, but USBluntskull911 is totally in the dark. After both of you shit your pants recently, he needs to come on board and know the Truth.
You know I know your Real Name, you know your Real Name, and most of the Amazonerds know your Real Name. Now, I've come to the end of my rope and am going to have to reveal your Real Name to your twin brother, USLoser911 so he can at last understand just what the heck is going on.
Owl's Real Name is ... Kellyanne Conway, a Government Stooge, sent here by the Trump Organization to disrupt Blue Team cohesiveness, spread disinformation, and bring a False Narrative to the Discussion.

Owl knows the Planet is close to Maximum Sustainable Capacity, she knows that Humans Cause Climate Change, she knows Robotics, Automation, and Artificial Intelligence is the wave of the Future, but ... what does she promote? Open Borders. Open the Borders to Third World Labor. Thousands and thousands of low skill cheap Labor to replace American Workers. She wants to DESTROY AMERICA so Trump can be re-elected as 'Champion of the Working Class'. It's all very diabolical. Mostly operated out of a small office in the West Wing. I think that guy Steve Miller or Steve Bannon is her Controller.

She was sent here to portray 'an average Blue Team member'. And, I have to admit she's done a good job of pulling it off. What an Actress. (shaking head)"

Exactly:
1. Planet Earth and it's ability to sustain a Human population.
2. The Degradation of the Planet (it's Air, Water, Land, and Atmosphere), by Human activity.
3. The Role of Humans in the Future. The effects of Technology.

As (disappointingly) expected, you ran from any political discussion and instead immersed yourself in being a 'Junior Moderator scouring the Board for Violations'.
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And you still don't understand why other posters either put on IA or just Thread Ban you.

:facepalm:
 
Dark Soul said:
Don't be such a prude. As dumb as Jack is, his coining "Doris Clitoris" was funny, because clitoris isn't that east to rhyme. Back in the 80's one of the best selling cars was the Ford Taurus, and a guy I worked with called them "Ford Cli-Taurus", and that remains a classic. I mean, just look at the shape of the car. I can't see one on the street even today without thinking of that line.
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Clitoris doesn't rhyme with Doris, Einstein.

The word clitoris has the emphasis on the first syllable.

https://www.macmillandictionary.com/us/pronunciation/american/clitoris
 
Nomad said:
Clitoris doesn't rhyme with Doris, Einstein.

The word clitoris has the emphasis on the first syllable.

https://www.macmillandictionary.com/us/pronunciation/american/clitoris
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You amuse me because you think you are smart, but what I find truly hilarious is that you are so easily proven wrong.
Rhyme Rules

Words rhyme when they sound the same at the end.
Perfect rhymes are words who sound exactly the same at the end.
vowels & consonants in the last syllable sound exactly the same
example: time & lime
Imperfect rhymes are words that sound similar, but not the same.
vowels & consonants in the last syllable sound similar, but not the same
example: boned & bound
Words can rhyme even if they are not spelled the same.
example: late & eight
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https://www.withrhymes.com/rules/rhyme_rules

:rofl2:
 
RB 60 said:
You are one perverted individual.
How did you get a PM while you were banned? You have a second account?
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Either he did not get a PM and is lying as usual, or he got an email and we can guess which "woman" sent it. Mason told me that you cannot send or receive PMs when banned.

Jack sure is butt-hurt about his latest and most severe spanking. I saw that you've bitched too but your complaint is righteous -- your first and only ban was for 30 days and for far less nastiness than Jack has posted.
 
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