very important lessons to be learned from brokeback mountain

Battleborne said:
Pvt Gomer...this was done tongue in cheek...must have went over your gay head!
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you mean your tongue in the asscheek of a dead sheep?

you're a pig...that is certain... an obstinant stubborn and not all that intelligent pig. and like I said earlier..... some members have indeed told me that you like to have oral sex with the carcasses of dead sheep. THAT is even MORE tasteful.
 
you know me damo...I never throw the first mud....this asshole claims that members have sent him private messages that "I brag about my gay conquests on other boards".... only then do I feel compelled to reveal the tales other members have told me of HIS sexual obsession with animal carcasses. I was perfectly willing to keep that under wraps....but he had to go get nasty with me.
 
Darla said:
You should tell your horse story Ornot. I only vaguely remember it, but I do remember I couldn't stop laughing. :)
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Urk! Which one? Horses and I've never gotten along very well: I have several. None particularly flattering. :o

You're probably thinking of the Arabian, the electric fence and the reason my left index finger can't straighten all the way. I don't remember that one.

:whome:
 
OrnotBitwise said:
Urk! Which one? Horses and I've never gotten along very well: I have several. None particularly flattering. :o

You're probably thinking of the Arabian, the electric fence and the reason my left index finger can't straighten all the way. I don't remember that one.

:whome:
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lol. I had to sell my Arabian, she just hated children and I couldn't train her out of it. She also feared trailors. If she even saw a truck with a trailor attached she'd freak. I had to ride her a huge long way to get her to the property rather than force her to be in the trailor.... I was able to train her out of the trailor fear, but for some reason children... I was never able to get her not to act out around children....

Well, since I had kids this became quite a problem...
 
Lol....

maineman said:
you know me damo...I never throw the first mud....this asshole claims that members have sent him private messages that "I brag about my gay conquests on other boards".... only then do I feel compelled to reveal the tales other members have told me of HIS sexual obsession with animal carcasses. I was perfectly willing to keep that under wraps....but he had to go get nasty with me.
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Really...you 'never throw first mud' well golly gee...There are so many post you have made that belittles just about everyone who disagrees with you...calling people "morons,pricks,dicks,idiots,fuck you etc etc"...you have about the nastiest mouth on the board...and for your tales of my sexual life well it would have been considered funny but since you are not a funny guy...well except one in denial...I will just overlook the rediculous comment and chock it up to "Liberalism is a mental disease"...carry on Pvt Gomer!:rolleyes:
 
I am sorry that you do not know the difference between belittling someone and slandering them. I am sorry that you do not see the difference between calling someone a moron on a message board and slanderously claiming that someone - someone straight - brags about his homosexual conquests on another board. The difference is pretty striking from my perspective.... but I guess eating all that dead sheep pussy has clouded your judgment.
 
Maine doesn't belittle everyone who disagrees with him. He's never belittled me and we disagree on issues.
 
Well good for you...

LadyT said:
Maine doesn't belittle everyone who disagrees with him. He's never belittled me and we disagree on issues.
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the clue being I said "Just" about everyone...that does not mean everyone...and for the record maineman can dish it out calling people "liars(slander) dicks,pricks,morons,idiots,assholes,dead sheep pussy eater" and such yet when someone pushes his button he cries like a baby!...and by the way someone who I will not name actually told me in a pm about maineman's exploits on another board...I do not know if it is true or not...and could care less...just rubbed his nose in his own BS way of arguing !;)
 
similarly, someone who I will not name actually told me in a pm that battleborne gratifies himself sexually on the carcasses of sheep.

And I am not crying like a baby battlebutt... I am just returning serve.

unlike you, you will never see me run away from thread. When I get my ass handed to me, I admit it.
 
maineman said:
similarly, someone who I will not name actually told me in a pm that battleborne gratifies himself sexually on the carcasses of sheep.

And I am not crying like a baby battlebutt... I am just returning serve.

unlike you, you will never see me run away from thread. When I get my ass handed to me, I admit it.
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LOL
 
Damocles said:
It hangs loose actually. It only "irritates" during bucking and it does it by the fact that the natural state isn't wearing a little belt and the bull doesn't like having "clothing" imposed on it. The rope actually has fleece on it to even make more sure that there is no harm.
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Oh, sort of like when you put plastic baggy "mittens" on a cat's feet.
 
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