VOTE FOR RETARD OF THE MONTH

[Rune]

The rules are a clever way to ensure that stupid people don't decide who has the most stupid quote since obviously stupid people shouldn't be the ones deciding that. Make sense now?

Quick you stilk have a chance .

 

[kaz]

Yep
Wanted to see if anyone caught it.

It's a common quote. Anyone who didn't get it needs to read more

 

[Mott the Hoople]

It's a common quote. Anyone who didn't get it needs to read more

That's right because outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

 

[kaz]

Quick you stilk have a chance .

I would, but unfortunately the people trying to vote for me are too stupid to do it within the rules and their votes don't count. Sucks, huh?

 

[kaz]

That's right because outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

A man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I've been told that I'm incompetent, retarded and maladjusted. I know I can't function in reality. I should do well in Michigan.

 

[kaz]

I've been told that I'm incompetent, retarded and maladjusted. I know I can't function in reality. I should do well in Michigan.

I wouldn't know, I haven't been there since my mother retired to Florida

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I wouldn't know, I haven't been there since my mother retired to Florida

I'll never retire to Florida. It's a conspiracy. They just want to sun dry us before they bury us.

 

[kaz]

I'll never retire to Florida. It's a conspiracy. They just want to sun dry us before they bury us.

Hmm. It does seem like the desiccation from the sun would save money on preparing the body. you might be onto something...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Hmm. It does seem like the desiccation from the sun would save money on preparing the body. you might be onto something...

When I retire, and before I start dribbling on my shoes, I'd like to live as an expat for a few years. Right now I have four foreign countries I'm considering. The Mediterranean coast of Spain. The Visaya region of the Philippines. The Pacific coast of Costa Rica or the Gulf Coast of Texas. Don't know if I can deal with the culture shock of Texas though.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Come on somebody give me a little extra push.

Stand just a little closer to the edge of the overhang.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I mean WTF....I feel like I disqualified myself cause I actually figured out how to vote.

 

[Damocles]

Quote 1: 2 (m'eh)
Quote 2: 4
Quote 3: 3 (what?)
Quote 4: 3 (fortune cookie)
Quote 5: 2
Quote 6: 3
Quote 7: 1
Quote 8: 4
Quote 9: 0
Quote 10: 5 (winner winner chicken dinner)
Quote 11: 2

 

[Damocles]

Where's my "I voted" sticker?

 

[Phantasmal]

When I retire, and before I start dribbling on my shoes, I'd like to live as an expat for a few years. Right now I have four foreign countries I'm considering. The Mediterranean coast of Spain. The Visaya region of the Philippines. The Pacific coast of Costa Rica or the Gulf Coast of Texas. Don't know if I can deal with the culture shock of Texas though.

Come to Texas, I'll take you and your wife to dinner!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Where's my "I voted" sticker?

Another nomination for January retard of the month.

 

[cancel2 2022]

When I retire, and before I start dribbling on my shoes, I'd like to live as an expat for a few years. Right now I have four foreign countries I'm considering. The Mediterranean coast of Spain. The Visaya region of the Philippines. The Pacific coast of Costa Rica or the Gulf Coast of Texas. Don't know if I can deal with the culture shock of Texas though.

Spain is full of ex-pat Brits, do you think you could handle that?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Come to Texas, I'll take you and your wife to dinner!

Last I heard ya'lls in Alaska. You plan on leaving the country to retire in Texas?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Spain is full of ex-pat Brits, do you think you could handle that?

Couldn't be any worse than all the Hillbillies that emigrate to Ohio from Appalachia, could it?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Quote 1: 2 (m'eh)
Quote 2: 4
Quote 3: 3 (what?)
Quote 4: 3 (fortune cookie)
Quote 5: 2
Quote 6: 3
Quote 7: 1
Quote 8: 4
Quote 9: 0
Quote 10: 5 (winner winner chicken dinner)
Quote 11: 2

Jeebus Damo. You're as retarded as Rune. Didn't you read Grind post? The scoring is from 1 to 5. There is no zero score.

I'm just amazed that some of you retards haven't managed to poke your own eyes out trying to score this!!!