## WEREWOLF: RED EDITION (Start date: 11/14)

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FUCK THE POLICE

911 EVERY DAY
WEREWOLF: RED EDITION

Game Overview

Game will start November 14th, Thursday

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Day: 7:00am EST
Night: 7:00pm EST. :59 counts, :00 does not
(This is in an unTrue time, the heretical Eastern time)

Roster

Bob the Brawny Blacksmith
Clem
Cornelius
Earl Buttz
Ivan Chesnokov
msanna
Village Idiot
Vlad the Impaler
Wear Wolves
Serendipity
Sponge Bob

There are two teams: Proles and Wolves

8 of you are regular PROLES (Villagers)

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You flail around all day staring at clouds with drool coming out of your mouths. You pretty much do everything your told, and are incapable of independent thought. You actually believe what you read in the newspaper, and celebrate the 200% increase in your villages steel production this year, even though there aren't any steel mills. You goal is to KILL ALL THE WOLVES.


1 of you is the SEER

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In the land of the blind, the one eye'd man is king. You are a special kind of dumbass. You think you are super elite and awesome because you get to find out the identity of one player each night. You then expect to be patted on the back for being "super smart" and figuring the game out even though anyone with half a brain could do the same if they had the absolute knowledge of 3-4 players. Wow, you're so good. Idiot. You are still a PROLE.



3 of you are WOLVES

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While you were away in Siberia undergoing pleasant reeducation to increase your loyalty and usefulness to the state, you voluntarily* had certain tests performed on you, in order to advance the glories of communism. Siberian officials wondered at the drastic decrease in prison populations afterward, but, in all honestly, didn't give a shit. You were transported back to your village a decade later, ready to increase wheat production for the gory of your comrades. Then some suspicious proletariat noticed other proletariat disappearing (more than usual, that is). The party apparatus denied anything was wrong. So, officially, you don't exist, and there is nothing else to be said on the subject. YOU WIN WHEN YOU REACH PARITY WITH THE VILLAGE.
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*Involuntarily.



Special Notes:
  • Game moderator reserves the right to MODKILL inactive posters. MISSING EVEN 1 VOTE WILL BE AN IMMEDIATE MODKILL.

    Exception to the above: Majority night happens before you get a chance to vote. In this scenario, you are fine.

    You are all very active posters on JPP, and I refuse to accept that within a 12 hour period, with many of you likely owning smartphones, that you are unable to get on to JPP for the 5 seconds it takes to cast a vote, even if it's done haphazardly. Real life happens, we get it. But in the event of that worse case scenario of you being unable to be on JPP, oh well, you lose an internet messageboard game.
  • The game moderator has no right to MODKILL non-inactive posters, any statements contrary to this are bullshitting and you shouldn't take them seriously and get butthurt like Mott.
  • Infrequent posting may/will result in a modkill. 1 day of sparse voting may get a pass, the second time it happens will not. If you want to be safe try to have at minimum of at least 3 posts not including your vote (i think that's more than generous) per day. Posting to avoid modkill is a good way to get modkilled. Don't expect "hi guys i'll be around later" to count towards your post total. Though some may view infrequent posting a strategic device, at it's core this game is meant to be fun and that cannot be had if no one is posting in the thread. As such everyone should try to participate at least some amount each day, to the best of their abilities.
  • Impending modkills will not be announced during the day phase of the game. They will take place promptly after day has ended.
  • In the event of a modkill, or through the actions of a vigilante the roster has an even number at daybreak, the village will have an option to vote "NO LYNCH." Doing so will save a villager from being lynched that day and immediately bring upon night. The "No lynch" option is necessary to have if a roster becomes evenly numbered as games are best ended in a Final3/Final5 situation, rather than wasting days only to end up with a tie.
  • In this round, the Seer has a TRUE N0 peek. For night zero, Seer will choose whoever they wish to peek. All other nights for the seer will play out the same as usual. I have no idea why the random peek from last time was reversed.
 
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Rules
  • NO EDITING YOUR POSTS. Part of the game depends on people going back to look at your past comments. If you slip up or say something stupid, just hope someone does not notice it.
  • No talking when dead. Most game mods will allow a post with some sort of funny comment, however no strategy content should be included "I knew I had it coming" is ok but "durron and Jared are wolves, look into their voting history" is not. After this post do not post anymore in the thread until the game ends. Dead wolves are dead in wolf chat as well. They may not give any further strategy input
  • Please DO NOT groan or thank posts when dead. This is virtually equal to saying "I agree with this post," or "I disagree with this post," which is equivalent to giving strategy input. This can and HAS influenced past games, and dead players should not be influencing the gameplay.
  • You can vote and unvote as many times you like throughout a day, however when someone receives a majority of votes, it is immediately "night" and the villager is killed.
  • To vote, just type in underline lynch watermark or unvote yurt accordingly. If you do not use this format your vote will not be counted.
  • Villagers/Seer should not be PMing each other at all. Confine your activity to the game thread, because the challenge of the game is to read what has been posted and to draw conclusions that way. Its okay to post lists of who is most likely a wolf and who is most definitely a villager out in the open.
  • Please DO NOT discuss the contents, or lack thereof, of any pm's from the Gamemod concerning this game within this thread or anywhere else
  • In the event of a MUST LYNCH situation (i.e. a day where village must lynch a wolf or lose), ONCE YOU HAVE CAST YOUR VOTE YOU MAY NOT UNVOTE OR CHANGE YOUR VOTE TO ANOTHER PERSON. ***YOU ARE LOCKED IN.***
  • Village wins by killing all the wolves. Wolves win by obtaining numbers equal to, or greater than, the village.
  • The Moderator reserves the right to MODKILL inactive players or those that frequently broke the rules. It is up to said mods discretion.
 
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​** IF AT DAYBREAK YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR ROLE, DO NOT SAY SO IN THE THREAD. PM ME INSTEAD. IF YOU SAY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR ROLE IN THE GAME THREAD, YOU WILL BE MODKILLED. **

The reasoning for this is that wolves typically pm each other and say what's up. So saying you don't know your role, it typically makes you a villager and you are a clearing yourself. And yes wolves can play a weird meta game saying they did not get their role but this opens up an unnecessary can of worms. Players should be clearing themselves within the boundries of the game, through wit, strategy, and written skills, not through a game mechanic. It's angleshooting and not within the spirit of the game.

There is no upside to it and there are potential downsides, so just don't do it.

inb4 Watermark is a nazi
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* * NIGHT * *

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(If you are not a player, please do not post in this thread. Thank you)​
 
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Roles have gone out. These were sent to your alts, as all official werewolf business from hereon out shall be.

Seer, send me your night 0 peek.
 
Copypasta of vote count table:

As of # post number
[table=sortable]
[tr=center][th]Player[/th][th]Count[/th][th]Voted For[/th][/tr][tr=center][td]Bob the Brawny Blacksmith[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Clem[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Cornelius[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Earl Buttz[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Ivan Chesnokov[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Msanna[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Village Idiot[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Vlad the Impaler[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Wear Wolves[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Serendipity[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][tr=center][td]Sponge Bob[/td][td]0[/td][td]....[/td][/tr][/table]
  • Once you quote this to see the BB code watermark, you'll notice the BBcode is all jumbled together. It has to be this way otherwise JPP will add like 5 linebreaks for some stupid reason which means you'll have like a half of page of empty space over the table.
  • It's color coordinated to help you see where everything is.
  • Where the (....) are, is where you put in the name of who the person voted for. If they unvote, make sure to specifically put unvote (duh)
  • Where the Numbers are is where you put how many votes that particular person has against them. (duh)
  • If there is a day that starts with an even number of players (because of modkills), be sure to include a "no lynch" option.
  • Other people than watermark can help with vote counts. Help the bro out. You all can quote this post and see how the table is formatted.
 
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i might launch wolf bot at some point to help with the counting. but when I made it I did it in a way that it would look for a particular regular expression people would have to use when voting, and sadly I think too many people would be too fucking dumb to remember to use it. So I don't know. I could change it but I am lazy. So we'll see.
 
All had been quiet in the sleepy village of Kirovsk, on the outskirts of Leningrad Oblast. The winter that killed so many Germans and French was setting in, so it was cold as fuck. The previous year had been a good one. Wheat production was up 235%. Sugar beat production was up 175%. Steel production was up 275%, all the more impressive considering the total lack of steel mills. Also, no one had starved.

But then, on the morning of November 14 the residents of the village awoke to find the bloody, mangled corpse of one of their most beloved* residents lying in the town square. When someone went to the local police headquarters, their only response was to clean the area up and post a sign stating that nothing had happened. This left the residents of the town with no option but to meet in secret, and haphazardly kill off one of their number each night by majority vote until they had killed three mythological beasts or everyone else.

*Eh, not really, but you know how it goes, someone dies and suddenly everyone forgets how much they hated them.

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IVAN IS CLEARLY LEADER OF VILLAGE, AS IVAN HAS BEEN FIGHTING GERMAN NEAR GLORIOUS STRONGHOLD OF LENINGRAD. IVAN STILL HAS BLOODY SNOW BOOTS FROM WINTER OF 43.

IVAN IS BE WISHING TO MAKE THE VOTE FOR HANGING OF BOB BLACKSMITH WHO IS BRAWNY.

LYNCH BLACKSMITH WHO IS BOB
 
You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so angry I could beat a dead armadillo with a baseball bat?

It's communist. I can't stand communist. I'm a firm believer that the only good red is one that's dead.

Ivan...pipe down. You couldn't hang a picture of Stalin.

Say. I got an idear. Why don't ya'll come on down to Earls bar The Dew Drop Inn and lets discuss this here lynching thing over a beer or two.

Buttz out.
 
Ivan is the pretend Vlad, we could place someones body on a long sharp stick and leave it there for all to see.

That's better than lynching, ya?
 
oh noes, dead villagers?

the blue dog must be to blame lynch butts


y u no like red warm happyness, butt?
 
msanna said:
oh noes, dead villagers?

the blue dog must be to blame lynch butts


y u no like red warm happyness, butt?
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Ya'll appers to be a wolf in sheeps dog clothing thar. Ole Earl here is just trying to be a good villager and invites ya'll over to the Dew Drop in for a beer to discuss thangs and ya'll wants to hang ole Earl?

Not very villagery of ya thar msanna...not villagery a'tall.
 
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