In short, you agree with the tenet that conservative thought is dead assed wrong, so you see nothing wrong with labeling it "dysfunctional" and therefore liberals are right, democrats are right, and conservative republicans should STFU and let liberals take control of everything.
Talking about Obama's statement "don't come with tired, worn out arguments" Conservative arguments of the past have been dead wrong just as Greenspan's arguments over the last two decades have been shown to be dead wrong as witnessed by the near financial collapse.
When something has been shown to be wrong, when dire circumstances arise due to faulty arguments, most sensible people do STFU.
(Did you see the segment on Jon Stewart about the Conservative prognostications regarding Iraq? I don't have the clip handy but besides being hilarious I think (hope) you'll find it enlightening. Check it out.)
And to answer a specific claim of yours:
"Distant authority, which covers authority over larger groups of people, tends to be less rigid and more accommodating. It has to consider a variety of differences among people. "
You are completely off your rocker if you actually believe this. Have you ever once in your LIFE dealt with federal regulations? They are the LEAST flexible, and MOST likely to not fit a particular situation. Not to mention distant authority is least controllable by the people.
Perhaps I should have said more accommodating and less nit-picking. It is local authority that interferes in the every day lives of citizens. As to be less controllable by people that is a good thing precisely because local authority interferes more.
Distant authority has to make laws that include a large population meaning it's not left up to a small group of tyrants wanting to impose their will on others like small town councils frequently do. For example, why I should I be permitted to build a fence if I live in one community but prohibited to do so if I live in another community? Either having a fence is good or not good and should not be left up to those who are on power trips.
But you missed the point anyway. Haidt claims conservatives LIKE authority because it provides stability. He claims that authority/respect is a psychological system of conservative philosophy. "authority/respect (involving ancient primate mechanisms for managing social rank, tempered by the obligation of superiors to protect and provide for subordinates" Given that claim, how do you explain Conservative demands for smaller government? How do you explain the fact that one of the largest current complaints of conservatives is they do NOT trust government (ie: authority) to do right by the People? Conservative philosophy believes in personal authority, not institutional. We believe that any hierarchies needed for government or private institutions to run are artificial, and therefore should be fluid. We do NOT automatically respect authority, we mistrust it and demand the system be set up so as to maximize the People's control over it, even while acknowledging the need for hierarchical authority.
And, conversely, how do you explain the liberal philosophy that bigger, more regulatory government is GOOD, coupled with the attitude that people who are financially successful have an obligation to those who are not ("obligation of superiors to protect and provide for subordinates"), and it is therefore government authority's job to force those with economic authority to provide for their "subordinates"?
In short, Liberalism is the philosophy that promotes the idea of attaining security through authority and a forced obligation of superiors toward subordinates, not conservatism. Therefore claiming conservatives are motivated by some basic "psychological system" of respect for authority are so far off the mark as to be beyond belief - unless it is a deliberate lie to support the basic liberal concept that they are the sole holders of "truth".
The difference is Conservative authority focuses on the behavior of others. It is the Conservative whom likes town councils, the fluidity to change things to suit their personal preferences, direct interference in other people's lives. Stated another way they want to run the people in their little corner of the world their way. They want direct authority over people in matters that should not be their business.
Liberals, or at least I, believe in a few, general laws that apply to everyone. Passing a law should be the last resort after exhausting other solutions. The same laws should apply across the board.
The laws Liberals favor are laws that protect people as opposed to laws that satisfy a person's preference. For example, laws regarding pollution. They concern everyone. Laws treating people fairly. They concern everyone.
A good example is charity. If Conservatives believe in helping people and are, as they claim, big charity givers why the opposition to government supervised programs? Well, the reason is Conservatives are big charity givers to the charities they like, not necessarily to charities, in general. For example, many Conservatives are against social programs for single mothers. Are they likely to give to a charity supporting single mothers?
Social programs is one of the main reasons I prefer government involvement. Help is determined by a person's financial status, not why they are poor. Who is a town most likely to help; the widow who plays the church organ or a lady like this? [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szsA1DA9cF8"]YouTube- HICKORY HOLLERS TRAMP[/ame]