What words do you never want to hear?

[BRUTALITOPS]

"So just to recap - push button A to eradicate world poverty, put and end to armed conflict and guarantee universal human rights for all eternity or button B to receive a blow job off this fine looking Korean hooker. Grind, make your choice."

easy choice lol.

 

[Cancel3]

easy choice lol.

I get the feeling arms dealers, the Red Cross, and Amnesty International wouldn't be closing their doors?

 

[Cancel5]

I believe Palin has a learning curve possible that is apparently and utterly missing in "The Bidenmouth".

You mean she can memorize, don't you? I don't know that she learns so much as she can just spout facts. Get to her deviate from the script and you are in for trouble.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I, Sarah Palin, do solemnly swear to uphold and defend the constitution of the United States.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I, Sarah Palin, do solemnly swear to uphold and defend the constitution of the United States.

WAY TO BE ORIGINAL IDIOT. Already done with Ralph Nader

 

[Epicurus]

I, Sarah Palin, do solemnly swear to uphold and defend the constitution of the United States.

FAIL

 

[christiefan915]

Palin learning curve? That would be the triumph of hope over reality. She may have a measure of animal cunning but bottom line, there's no "there" there.

I believe Palin has a learning curve possible that is apparently and utterly missing in "The Bidenmouth".

 

[Damocles]

You mean she can memorize, don't you? I don't know that she learns so much as she can just spout facts. Get to her deviate from the script and you are in for trouble.

Sounds like somebody with a teleprompter...

 

[Cancel5]

She will need something to prompt her.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

WAY TO BE ORIGINAL IDIOT. Already done with Ralph Nader

I took his text and pasted "Sarah Palin" in there. I wasn't trying to be original.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

"In a surprise move, the University of Alabama has announced it will no longer continue the football program"

They still have football down at 'Bama? Could have sworn all they had left was a bunch of chokers.

 

[Cancel3]

They still have football down at 'Bama? Could have sworn all they had left was a bunch of chokers.

Nah, the chokers graduated.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Nah, the chokers ran out of eligibility.

fixed

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I took his text and pasted "Sarah Palin" in there. I wasn't trying to be original.

then we agree :]

 

[SmarterthanYou]

Hey there, my name is Chuck Liddel and I'm here to kick your ass!!!!

 

[Damocles]

"Well, we have some bad news, we're going to have to remove the left one too!"

 

[TRGLDTE]

Hi, I'm Joel Osteen. It looks like we are going to be sitting next to each other all the way to Australia. Isn't that wonderful? Praise the Lord!

 

[Damocles]

"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help!"

 

[charver]

"Son, your mother and i have been talking and we think you're about that age when we should have a little talk about the birds and the bees. So, first off, when you're going down on a bloke..."

 

[charver]

"Isn't that Phil Collins on the radio? Turn it up."