What words do you never want to hear?

[charver]

"Er...Dave...mate...just hypothetically speaking here. If your best mate had spiked your drink and violated you while you were in a state of unconsciousness would you...you know...want to know about it?"

 

[Cancel3]

"Er...Dave...mate...just hypothetically speaking here. If your best mate had spiked your drink and violated you while you were in a state of unconsciousness would you...you know...want to know about it?"

LMAO!!

This may be the winning post.

 

[Damocles]

"Daddy, I know all about the birds and the bees, I'm already pregnant!"

 

[charver]

"What are you buying your sister for Mother's Day?"

 

[Damocles]

"What are you buying your sister for Mother's Day?"

"I don't know Grandpa, isn't that what Grandparents day is for?"

 

[charver]

"I don't know Grandpa, isn't that what Grandparents day is for?"

Never let it be said that we don't cater for the Norfolk/Alabama crowd here.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Is it in yet?