What's the best state?

[Minister of Truth]

67 plus 23 =

90, not 100.

 

[The Dude]

go back to mott math on the previous page and you'll see what I mean

 

[Mott the Hoople]

67 plus 23 =

Fuck you! I ran out of toes! LOL

 

[The Dude]

Just yanking your chain bro, we all make mistakes

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Just yanking your chain bro, we all make mistakes

It's cool cuz...nice burn!! LOL

 

[Damocles]

being an Ohio slow fan, bet you took your shoes off to do that math

I didn't know Ohioans had extra toes.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I didn't know Ohioans had extra toes.

We do, we just balance things out by losing digits in industrial accidents.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Not inclucing changing flights in Hawaii and Cali, I've been to 31 States. I mean what's the criteria? If you go by natural beauty, I've not been to the Western or Rocky Mountain States. I know that during the warm weather months Appalachia and the Great lakes regions are spectacular. The northern parts of Minnesota, Wisconsin and the UP are incredible. Appalachia from the Addirondacks down though the Blue Ridge and Smokey Mountains are incredible too. The midwest has it's good points but is mostly one endless cornfield after another and are only exceeded in boring by the western plains States. The south central US isn't much bettter and Florida, once you get away from the beach, is one of the ugliest States in the country. Texas is ok or would be if it wasn't full of Texans. (JK)

I can't speak for the Western US but I've been all over the eastern US. In terms of natural beauty, West "By God" Virginia gets my vote. In terms of quality of life, North Carolina gets it.

Hawaii is the only state I have not been to. I have spent multiple days in each of the other states.

For pure beauty, it is hard to beat Alaska in the Summer...
National Parks.... Yosemite is the best in terms of beauty and things to do.

Pure year round beauty/things to do... Colorado is the best. Montana and northern WY get a lot colder in the winter, AZ and NM too hot in the summer. The Door county and UP are really nice in the summer beauty wise... but they suck ass in the winter.... and you need forty two cases of bug spray in the summer PER DAY.

I love North Carolina... it is certainly a top five state....

My top five:

1) Colorado... for reasons above
2) California... like CO it has a lot of natural beauty, it is a very fit state on the whole and it has Yosemite
3) Hawaii.... making an assumption here, but kind of bet I am right with regards to natural beauty of the state
4) N. Carolina... because it is really the only place out east that doesn't suck ass other than Maine
5) Maine... friggin beautiful state....

 

[The Dude]

freak trying to get the wife to go to Co in the fall.
I'm looking at either Boulder, Everygreen or Breckenridge for potential vacation homes.

any comment

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Hawaii is the only state I have not been to. I have spent multiple days in each of the other states.

For pure beauty, it is hard to beat Alaska in the Summer...
National Parks.... Yosemite is the best in terms of beauty and things to do.

Pure year round beauty/things to do... Colorado is the best. Montana and northern WY get a lot colder in the winter, AZ and NM too hot in the summer. The Door county and UP are really nice in the summer beauty wise... but they suck ass in the winter.... and you need forty two cases of bug spray in the summer PER DAY.

I love North Carolina... it is certainly a top five state....

My top five:

1) Colorado... for reasons above
2) California... like CO it has a lot of natural beauty, it is a very fit state on the whole and it has Yosemite
3) Hawaii.... making an assumption here, but kind of bet I am right with regards to natural beauty of the state
4) N. Carolina... because it is really the only place out east that doesn't suck ass other than Maine
5) Maine... friggin beautiful state....

I think it's easier for me to give my bottom 5.

#46. Massachusets - The countryside is "meh". The towns and cities are dingy, ugly and polluted, which pretty much describes the women there too. Massachusetts State motto should be "Yea, fuck you too!" which pretty much describes their warmth and congeniality.
#47. Louisianna - My props to the New Orleans/Baton Rogue areas but once you get out of there it's nothing but swamps, cotton and rice fields populated by mean assed cantankerous red necks who live in sweltering heat and humidity from March to October and gloom and rain from October to March.
#48. Mississippi - Same as Louisiana except it doesn't have any saving graces like New Orleans and Baton Rouge. That and Skidmark lives there.
#49. Arkansas - Same as Loisiana and Mississippi and not only does it not have a New Orleans or Baton Rouge, a woman there is considred "Hot" if she still has all her own teeth.
#50. Michigan - Michican Sucks!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

freak trying to get the wife to go to Co in the fall.
I'm looking at either Boulder, Everygreen or Breckenridge for potential vacation homes.

any comment

He'll probably say "Yea....go to Utah!"

 

[/MSG/]

true quote from capt when he was in boston: "boston girls are amazing" (paraphrased)

True, but the best Detroit girls are better than the best Boston girls. The average for MA is better, not the absolute

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Massachusetts sucks for the following reasons....

1) Miserable winters with no ski resorts
2) Miserable summers with 99.9% humidity all the friggin time
3) The Kennedy's
4) It is illegal to beat the crap out of those idiots in Boston with the accent from hell.... pronounce your 'r's' you morons.

there actually are plenty of places to ski close by, it may not be ballin out of control like colorado but it's still good. I used to snowboard in seattle. So I am not just talking out of my ass. Although that was when I was younger and sucked and I haven't gone to skiing/snowboarding since I moved back to mass when I was 14.

You get used to the summers.

Kennedys suck. This is true. But they were also elite. I wonder why?

Most people dont talk that trashy whorish accent.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

True, but the best Detroit girls are better than the best Boston girls. The average for MA is better, not the absolute

Dude, that's like saying goats are better than sheep!

 

[The Dude]

Mott is from where Cleveland? Your right all we have is no and br. Both of those have more hot women than your whole state. They wright songs about our woman, they hook plows to your midwestern heffers

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Mott is from where Cleveland? Your right all we have is no and br. Both of those have more hot women than your whole state. They wright songs about our woman, they hook plows to your midwestern heffers

Cleveland? Thems fighten words!! I live in Cowtown! Well actually I live in Dublin. Dublin is to Columbus what Covington is to the NO area. Except instead of a lake we have a golf course. I have to agree with you on the ladies. In the US NO and Miami have the highest concentration of hot women probably in the US. I'll give the nod to Miami with the hot women but NO has the food scene hands down. No place in the country does food porn like NO does!

As for the midwestern girls.....dude.....some day your tractor will break down in the back 40 and you'll be singin the blues cause you aint got a midwestern honey!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I'm not that crazy.

Another thing which will make Grind happy. The morning DJ's on one of the music stations I had on today cited a GQ ranking of worst-dressed cities, which had Boston as #1. They also stated that Seattle had improved its ranking from years past, and guessed that the end of the Birkenstocks craze might have been what helped.

i heard of this. It's because boston is a college town and all the males just wear hoodies all the time (like me)

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

notice how I backed my state claims up with facts. And RELEVANT stuff that matters in life (like being good looking/being rich/being smart)

The rest of you proles's argument boils down to "yeah well my state has the most kfc's by block."

 

[Rune]

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

yes i love this video i post it every 6 months