What's the best state?

[Lowaicue]

It might actually help your failing heart gramps

No doubt, were my life as boring as yours clearly is.
I have never needed any drug or substance to help me have fun.
Strange, don't you think, that in the 'land of the free', in the land of 'the American dream', in the 'land of opportunity', in the land of 'Hollywood and Disney', Americans need to use drugs, guns and pornography.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I have to post one last GQ fashion critique, because the one on Portland is fucking hilarious satire!! Also, Brent recently trashed Portland to hell.

36. Portland
For the average Portlander in the city's pre-modern era—the 1980s and '90s—social convention dictated what could be worn: outdoor gear with lots of zippers; floppy sandals and thick wool socks; plaid flannel; maybe a Stetson. Anyone who tried to affect an urban look was branded a "Californian." But now, Portland, like, say, China, is no longer a traditional society and its immemorial fashions are being displaced and re-imagined as it's sucked into the vortex of style modernity. The old and the new mix freely; confused, and unencumbered by the rigid aesthetic diktats of village life (shorts + Tevas + raincoat, regardless of weather), they mate promiscuously. The result is an embarrassment of bewildering sartorial neologisms, only to be found in Portland. Under the rain and grey skies, let a thousand style follies bloom. The global and the local have spawned the Portland douche bag: True Religion jeans and rhinestone-laden shirt set off by Oregon staples—cowboy boots and a fleece. At one of the city's most New Yorkian bars, in the Ace Hotel, amid the ranks of identically plaid-shirted and black-framed hipsters, one might glimpse a fully gothed-out, red-headed woman, resplendent in a purple velvet cape and vintage Victorian dress, sitting alone eating French fries—the incongruous, the absurd—is Portland's normal.—Taimur Khan

Read More http://www.gq.com/style/fashion/201107/worst-dressed-cities-america#ixzz1St8Zonuf

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Massachusetts sucks for the following reasons....

4) It is illegal to beat the crap out of those idiots in Boston with the accent from hell.... pronounce your 'r's' you morons.

???....they have moyons?......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I demand more lead time.....Michigan would have won if we'd had time to put a blanket over Detroit's head before anyone saw her......

 

[Liberty]

and the other 23% are fucking nuts!

Don't you mean 33%?

 

[Liberty]

How could one possibly know if they haven't been to all 50 States?

This post I'm replying to, and the one before this post tell me that you've had a few.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Don't you mean 33%?

I did but I ran out of toes.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

This post I'm replying to, and the one before this post tell me that you've had a few.

No....that's the scary part...haven't touched a drop!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

notice how I backed my state claims up with facts. And RELEVANT stuff that matters in life (like being good looking/being rich/being smart)

The rest of you proles's argument boils down to "yeah well my state has the most kfc's by block."

Ya know...that's the problem with you snobs from MA....you haven't figured out that their more things you can do with a Chicken then eat it.

Just ask Larry Flynt!!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

No doubt, were my life as boring as yours clearly is.
I have never needed any drug or substance to help me have fun.
Strange, don't you think, that in the 'land of the free', in the land of 'the American dream', in the 'land of opportunity', in the land of 'Hollywood and Disney', Americans need to use drugs, guns and pornography.

Dude....you got it backwards....drugs, guns and pronography ARE the American dream! (It's a great country)

 

[Liberty]

No....that's the scary part...haven't touched a drop!

Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, what can I say to that.

 

[The Dude]

Brits are the most boring crocked tooth non athletic people ever.

 

[Rune]

I have to post one last GQ fashion critique, because the one on Portland is fucking hilarious satire!! Also, Brent recently trashed Portland to hell.

Isn't posting a photo of Brent against the rules?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, what can I say to that.

Cheers!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Brits are the most boring crocked tooth non athletic people ever.

Speaking of the devil. Cavendish won the points jersey today. That gives him 21 stage wins. He only needs to win one more stage to tie Merckx.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Speaking of the devil. Cavendish won the points jersey today. That gives him 21 stage wins. He only needs to win one more stage to tie Merckx.

Don't confuse Toppy, that's my job. I will add Tom Daley to the list of toothless Brit sports no hopers.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Anyway where is the state of inebriation? I'm sure Billy would agree that should be included.

 

[Liberty]

Cheers!

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

there actually are plenty of places to ski close by, it may not be ballin out of control like colorado but it's still good. I used to snowboard in seattle. So I am not just talking out of my ass. Although that was when I was younger and sucked and I haven't gone to skiing/snowboarding since I moved back to mass when I was 14.

You don't ski on ICE.... You SKATE on ice. Skiers use SNOW. There are NO quality ski resorts in the northeast. NONE.

You get used to the summers.

Getting used to them doesn't change the fact that they SUCK ASS.

Kennedys suck. This is true. But they were also elite. I wonder why?

Because there are a LOT of lemmings in the north east.... especially in Massachusetts.

Most people dont talk that trashy whorish accent.

In Boston... they do. It is quite annoying.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

notice how I backed my state claims up with facts. And RELEVANT stuff that matters in life (like being good looking/being rich/being smart)

The rest of you proles's argument boils down to "yeah well my state has the most kfc's by block."

Colorado is the fittest state. Colorado is 3rd on your list for 'intelligence' (though they use number of degrees to equate intelligence which in and of itself is fucking retarded). Colorado is fifth in per capita income. Add to that the Rocky Mountains, world class ski resorts, hiking, biking, climbing, fly fishing, white water rafting etc.... and Colorado kicks the ever living crap out of Massachusetts.