youngins no longer rule

Mott the Hoople said:
As long as they pay their taxes I don't care where they put their dicks.
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As long as I get to put my dick into these ladies, I don't care where I pay my taxes.

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USFREEDOM911 said:
But why should they be punished and disappointed, just because you want to pay taxes?? :cof1:
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True, if I don't offer them all seconds, thirds, thirteenths, three-hundredths, thirteen-thousandths, etc., they will be forever after unsatisfied sexually, leading them to be disappointed and punished. I will be stuck having to pay monetary taxes to the man, and then stamina taxes to the woman, just so everyone is satisfied.
 
Threedee said:
True, if I don't offer them all seconds, thirds, thirteenths, three-hundredths, thirteen-thousandths, etc., they will be forever after unsatisfied sexually, leading them to be disappointed and punished. I will be stuck having to pay monetary taxes to the man, and then stamina taxes to the woman, just so everyone is satisfied.
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At least your picture will always be in the dictionary, under delusional. :good4u:
 
USFREEDOM911 said:
At least your picture will always be in the dictionary, under delusional. :good4u:
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Chill out on the kid. If he's going to have goals, letum be bigguns!!

Theres 4 things in life a young man oughta do.

Get a good education.

Have a grand adventure traveling to some new place.

Drive a really fast car on some tight, twisty and tasty road.

Make love to a beautiful woman.

I have no fear that of the youngins Cap'n Billy, 3D and Grind will do all 4.

Watermark on the other hand I worry about.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Chill out on the kid. If he's going to have goals, letum be bigguns!!

Theres 4 things in life a young man oughta do.

Get a good education.

Have a grand adventure traveling to some new place.

Drive a really fast car on some tight, twisty and tasty road.

Make love to a beautiful woman.

I have no fear that of the youngins Cap'n Billy, 3D and Grind will do all 4.

Watermark on the other hand I worry about.
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Mott the Hoople said:
Chill out on the kid. If he's going to have goals, letum be bigguns!!

Theres 4 things in life a young man oughta do.

Get a good education.

Have a grand adventure traveling to some new place.

Drive a really fast car on some tight, twisty and tasty road.

Make love to a beautiful woman.

I have no fear that of the youngins Cap'n Billy, 3D and Grind will do all 4.

Watermark on the other hand I worry about.
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As far as the adventure, what counts as fullfillment? Last summer I drove out to Electric City to see the Grand Coulee Dam laser show, as well as to camp out, and go inner-tubing down the Wennatchee River. Highlights included my best friend and I overturning each others tubes, plus me and another friend setting up a tent while dropping the line "that's what she said" repeatedly, plus I fired back once with "no... she never said that..." and got an approving "touche." Oh, yeah, and random off-roading detours.
 
Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
As long as I get to put my dick into these ladies, I don't care where I pay my taxes.
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that's so frustrating.....why doesn't Threedee have to pay his fair share of taxes just because he can't get laid?........
 
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