Bloombergs gonna run folks. how does that change things
- Thread starter Chapdog
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Well according to the guru, if a man is single at 36 he must be gay.
Stop stressing about what topspin says. I didn't get married until my mid 30s. That's pretty normal for a male -- outside the South. They tend to get married there at around 19 years old.
I picture SF to be about 5'6"-5'8" a svelt 256 lbs, just a tad of adult acme, and a hardly noticeable BO problem which is usually taken care of with deodorant, although the halitosis (sp?) is another issue all together.
Clearly Tops on the small side - as evidenced by his opinion of what "too big" is. I picture top to be about 5'0"-5'3" tops - 110 lbs, very dainty and cute, definitely balding (which I find endearing), an uncontrollable BO problem not corrected by deodorant, tanned wrinkly skin, and a slightly noticeable hump in his back. Not huge or freakish' - just slight.
Holy crap, you got married at 21?
It must be a southern thing, man. Like moonshine and confederate flags.
That sucks. You basically threw away your twenties. There is no way in hell I'd have traded my early twenties for a family. You're twenties should be dedicated to self discovery. Getting married and having kids then is absurd.
I've actually lost a bit of weight lately. its been tough but I've managed to get my weight down to 289. I was 295 for the longest time.
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The Almighty
so you are a lil' fella? Awww... kind of makes me feel bad for pickin on your dumb ass.
That's nuts. When I was 21, I was still an undergrad in college. And had a 35 year old girlfriend. I was planning on graduate school, and getting a career on track, before I even considered settling down.
Actually, when i lived in texas, I met of lot of 19 and 20 year olds who were married. And living in Trailors. Yeah, its kind of like a third world country down there.
Wow. Tiana, you are an inspiration to me. My New Year’s resolution is going to be to get under 300 pounds. And every time I think I can’t do it, I’m going to think of you and what you wrote here today.
I’m going to cry. Excuse me. I’ll be back.
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My guess is that he latched on to his "first" and stayed around like a good little lap dog until she kicked him to the curb on an upgrade. Then he ran around in desperation, fearful of being alone, and latched on the the "second".
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That's exactly What I was thinking, except I didn’t feel bad about you picking on him. But when I read that I was like, shit, Topper is a peanut! LOL. I always pictured him bigger I don’t know why. He’s one of those little guys. But you know, it makes sense. Total Napolean complex. It all makes sense now.
I actually laughed out loud in my cube at that.