Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
From what i've heard strictly from other parties, to get it to bud (the real smokable party) you have to trick the plant into thinking that fall is approaching. So you have to reduce the daylight hours artificially. You could wait till it does it that one time each year or you could use technology and progress.
Yeah, I know that anyone with a garage or a basement can set up heat lights and stuff, because of a SCOTUS case I studied in a class on judicial process. The Feds had scanned the guy's house with an IR device and saw where all the heat was coming from. The court ruled that the device violated his rights and all that.