How about a what's in the bag thread?

NiftyNiblick

NiftyNiblick

1960s Chick Magnet
Titleist PT....13, 17, 20, 23º
....Penley Graphite Light shafts

Titleist 718 CB.....2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 (custom 5º increments, 20-45º)
Titleist SM7.....50-08, 56-08, 62-08
....UST Recoil 95 shafts

Dandy Tour Blade....putter

Titleist Pro V1x....ball
 
Oh, golf stuff. I thought those were missile codes. Good thing for you I dropped my Obamaphone in the potty and can't call Homeland Security until it dries out.
 
NiftyNiblick said:
Titleist PT....13, 17, 20, 23º
....Penley Graphite Light shafts

Titleist 718 CB.....2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 (custom 5º increments, 20-45º)
Titleist SM7.....50-08, 56-08, 62-08
....UST Recoil 95 shafts

Dandy Tour Blade....putter

Titleist Pro V1x....ball
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Sorry mate. I consider golf effete, elitist and an unmanly game in which guys in bad clothes get to pretend they’re real men (obviously they are not or they wouldn’t be engaged in such a sissy sport) and make business deals.

I personally have a hard time classifying a game which includes martinis lunches as part of its training as a sport. Not to mention what horrific misuse of land.

Now if we want talk about making golf a real sport and to make it actually interesting to watch the worlds most mind numbingly boring game my suggestion is that it should be played in a minefield.

That would serve two purposes. #1. It would make the game kinda interesting to watch and #2. It would rid the world of many of its most dangerous psychopaths.
 
Mott: "That would serve two purposes. #1. It would make the game kinda interesting to watch and #2. It would rid the world of many of its most dangerous psychopaths."

You know, that actually makes sense.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Sorry mate. I consider golf effete, elitist and an unmanly game in which guys in bad clothes get to pretend they’re real men (obviously they are not or they wouldn’t be engaged in such a sissy sport) and make business deals.

I personally have a hard time classifying a game which includes martinis lunches as part of its training as a sport. Not to mention what horrific misuse of land.

Now if we want talk about making golf a real sport and to make it actually interesting to watch the worlds most mind numbingly boring game my suggestion is that it should be played in a minefield.

That would serve two purposes. #1. It would make the game kinda interesting to watch and #2. It would rid the world of many of its most dangerous psychopaths.
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I'm a progressive liberal who likes the elitist game of golf, even though I don't particularly like a lot of people who play.

But understand this this. I'm a hard-left activist, not some sissy flower-child hippie.

I think progressive liberals need to toughen up. I understand the reasons to disapprove of golf. Many of them are valid.
But dear poster, I just don't give a fuck. I like to play, so I'm afraid I have to say fuck you.
 
In his introductory post, Nifty said that he came here because his political lectures were not appreciated on a golf forum. Now he uses a political forum to discuss golf.
 
Controlled Opposition said:
In his introductory post, Nifty said that he came here because his political lectures were not appreciated on a golf forum. Now he uses a political forum to discuss golf.
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Perhaps you haven't noticed which forum this post was entered into?
It's the Sports, Hobbies, and Pictures forum.
Dumbass.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Sorry mate. I consider golf effete, elitist and an unmanly game in which guys in bad clothes get to pretend they’re real men (obviously they are not or they wouldn’t be engaged in such a sissy sport) and make business deals.

I personally have a hard time classifying a game which includes martinis lunches as part of its training as a sport. Not to mention what horrific misuse of land.

Now if we want talk about making golf a real sport and to make it actually interesting to watch the worlds most mind numbingly boring game my suggestion is that it should be played in a minefield.

That would serve two purposes. #1. It would make the game kinda interesting to watch and #2. It would rid the world of many of its most dangerous psychopaths.
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Ask every pro athlete in America "What is your favorite game?"...95% of them would respond "Golf" almost instantaneously.

By the way, Mott...although I agree with you on many things...

...this quoted post of yours is the work of a fucking jackass.

So unless someone wrote it for you...YOU ARE THAT PERSON.
 
NiftyNiblick said:
I'm a progressive liberal who likes the elitist game of golf, even though I don't particularly like a lot of people who play.

But understand this this. I'm a hard-left activist, not some sissy flower-child hippie.

I think progressive liberals need to toughen up. I understand the reasons to disapprove of golf. Many of them are valid.
But dear poster, I just don't give a fuck. I like to play, so I'm afraid I have to say fuck you.
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The irony is I live in a town almost as famous for golf as Augusta, GA.

Sorry my man but I’ve been involved in brutally tough sports, like wrestling, triathlon, road cycling and orienteering that I have a hard time taking golf seriously. I also come from working class stock so I find Golfs country club social aspect really, really weird.

Having said that you should agree that Golf would be an awesome spectator sport if it was played on a minefield and think of how it would help the progressive cause?
 
Frank Apisa said:
Ask every pro athlete in America "What is your favorite game?"...95% of them would respond "Golf" almost instantaneously.

By the way, Mott...although I agree with you on many things...

...this quoted post of yours is the work of a fucking jackass.

So unless someone wrote it for you...YOU ARE THAT PERSON.
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No I wrote it and I’m no Jackass. Just a garden variety asshole. I aspire to one day to be a Jackass but I currently lack the certain je ne sais quoi necessary to be a one.

Now the late Great Dixie...he was a Jackass of epic proportions. It’s a shame you didn’t get to meet him.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
The irony is I live in a town almost as famous for golf as Augusta, GA.

Sorry my man but I’ve been involved in brutally tough sports, like wrestling, triathlon, road cycling and orienteering that I have a hard time taking golf seriously. I also come from working class stock so I find Golfs country club social aspect really, really weird.

Having said that you should agree that Golf would be an awesome spectator sport if it was played on a minefield and think of how it would help the progressive cause?
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Don't worry Mott, I'm in your corner on this one. :)
 
some rusty clubs and spider webs......before my kids were born I golfed two days a week.......now I haven't gone at all in 25 years......
 
Jack said:
Don't worry Mott, I'm in your corner on this one. :)
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And just to show you I’m an equal opportunity cynic after we’ve killed off all the golfers by having them play golf in a minefield we can solve another social problem by turning these golf course cum minefields into low cost housing districts and greatly reduce the numbers of homeless people.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Sorry mate. I consider golf effete, elitist and an unmanly game in which guys in bad clothes get to pretend they’re real men (obviously they are not or they wouldn’t be engaged in such a sissy sport) and make business deals.

I personally have a hard time classifying a game which includes martinis lunches as part of its training as a sport. Not to mention what horrific misuse of land.

Now if we want talk about making golf a real sport and to make it actually interesting to watch the worlds most mind numbingly boring game my suggestion is that it should be played in a minefield.

That would serve two purposes. #1. It would make the game kinda interesting to watch and #2. It would rid the world of many of its most dangerous psychopaths.
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LMAO!!!

I would watch a golf game like this....


 
Mott the Hoople said:
And just to show you I’m an equal opportunity cynic after we’ve killed off all the golfers by having them play golf in a minefield we can solve another social problem by turning these golf course cum minefields into low cost housing districts and greatly reduce the numbers of homeless people.
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Certainly can't argue with that. Plus, think of the water saved AND the chemicals NOT used on the fairways.

'Save the Planet!'
 
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