The six pack President

Damocles said:
You spelled it "bare" rather than "bear", he was making a play on the misuse of homonyms...

Don't make this into one of those moments where it goes too far.
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Yes, I remeber Hamlet likes to play with words too. THat's what this post remineded me of acutally.
 
Darla said:
Thank you Charver. Your kindness means a lot to a girl like me...who has known so little of it due to my affliction.
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Hey Darla sorry about your ass, if its any consolation I bounce when I sit down and often spill my drink.
 
Desh said:
My entire family has back. I grew up in a time when Back was not in fashion. Skinny ass models with no boobs for years and years were what was in. All the girls in my family have rackorama too. Here I was at the height of my youth and beauty and the media was telling me at every turn that I was just unlucky that I did not resemble a prepubesent boy. Not a damn thing they touted fit by body. When I heard the song "babys got back" I rejoiced. When Jaylo became admired for her nice round hinie I giggled with glee. Nice round hinies do a good job of holding their shape in old age.



Viagra for warlords, wow that is great. How many young girls were made wifes by these old creeps. Thanks Bush.
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J Lo was hideous. I have no idea what people saw in her.
 
Darla said:
I always wanted to have a big butt. I have spent so many hours trying to get some of that going on the stairmaster. But it must be the Irish in me; nothing happens. I do have a nice rack though.

Speaking of sexism (I have to run out literally and so I have to get all of the stuff bothering me into one post), I just read that our very own CIA is bribing 60 year old afghani warlords with Viagra. Because, the warlords have numerous wives and it puts them "in a more authoritative position". And here I thought it made them into easily manipulated jackasses? Who knew that a hardon gave men "authority"? Having trouble asking for that raise? What you need is an authoritative aura, so pop that viagra and march right into your boss' office with a hardon!

Thirdly, I have been notified when I signed in that Soc is the new moderator here? I think it's time to point out that you have never had a woman moderator.

Do you also find erections to be authoritative and feel that a moderator needs one?

Well, see you boys later!
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MAKE DARLA MOD!
 
Darla said:
LOL

I think Jennifer Lopez is gorgeous.
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But she is not perfect.

Just like all real women. You just got more brains and a perfectly beautiful (even if smallish) ass intstead of a bubble butt like me and jalo.

God damn it I spilled my tea again, I have to go get a towel.
 
Darla said:
Thanks Solitary. Maybe if you get a moment you can send me a condolence card? Those are all I really have to look forward to.

"Sorry about your ass".

I will be watching the mail.
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Relax Darla, I was playing around with the thread.

No, I am not sending condolences, but I am glad I gave you so much to discuss around the board.

You were the one that said you had tried to get one and always wanted one. Seems odd that you make such a big deal about my say "sorry" that you efforts were to no avail.
 
Desh said:
But she is not perfect.

Just like all real women. You just got more brains and a perfectly beautiful (even if smallish) ass intstead of a bubble butt like me and jalo.

God damn it I spilled my tea again, I have to go get a towel.
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J-Lo's butt implants look hot. But is that really where we want to go?
 
Darla said:
Thanks Solitary. Maybe if you get a moment you can send me a condolence card? Those are all I really have to look forward to.

"Sorry about your ass".

I will be watching the mail.
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LOL, no ass Darla? pfft.....hand in your woman card right now!!!!!!
 
Desh said:
But she is not perfect.

Just like all real women. You just got more brains and a perfectly beautiful (even if smallish) ass intstead of a bubble butt like me and jalo.

God damn it I spilled my tea again, I have to go get a towel.
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Oh alright maybe not hideous but she has never looked very good. I just google pictured her and looked at pictures to see if I'm missing anything, and I haven't been.
 
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