The six pack President

Darla said:
I never heard that.
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You'd have to be concerned with paparazzi photos, they have whole spreads of "before and after" the "enhancement". The only reason that I heard about it was because I have a sibling who believes the lives of celebrities are important and who constantly annoys me with information I never wanted to know.

I'd prefer to think it was all natural and just enjoy.... no she's got to show me stuff I don't want to know.
 
Damocles said:
You'd have to be concerned with paparazzi photos, they have whole spreads of "before and after" the "enhancement". The only reason that I heard about it was because I have a sibling who believes the lives of celebrities are important and who constantly annoys me with information I never wanted to know.

I'd prefer to think it was all natural and just enjoy.... no she's got to show me stuff I don't want to know.
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That's pretty funny. It's as if nothing is real though. It's scary sometimes. At one time I was really tempted to get colored contacts. The colors were so striking. But I kept feeling like, then my eyes won't be real. And I couldn't do it.
 
Darla said:
I always wanted to have a big butt. I have spent so many hours trying to get some of that going on the stairmaster. But it must be the Irish in me; nothing happens. I do have a nice rack though.

Speaking of sexism (I have to run out literally and so I have to get all of the stuff bothering me into one post), I just read that our very own CIA is bribing 60 year old afghani warlords with Viagra. Because, the warlords have numerous wives and it puts them "in a more authoritative position". And here I thought it made them into easily manipulated jackasses? Who knew that a hardon gave men "authority"? Having trouble asking for that raise? What you need is an authoritative aura, so pop that viagra and march right into your boss' office with a hardon!

Thirdly, I have been notified when I signed in that Soc is the new moderator here? I think it's time to point out that you have never had a woman moderator.

Do you also find erections to be authoritative and feel that a moderator needs one?

Well, see you boys later!
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I can honestly state that I have never once posted on JPP while sporting wood.
 
Socrtease said:
I can honestly state that I have never once posted on JPP while sporting wood.
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Thanks for clearing that up, Soc.

Actually, the only thing more disturbing than someone getting wood while posting on here would be someone feeling the need to share the fact that they get wood while posting on here.
 
Darla said:
Yes, why?
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We'll I never have seen a fat vegiterian and if you exercise your prob in better shape than 95% of the men and woman out there.
You need to safe that stress for the unending number of progressive obsticles as your prob bringing way more game than you men friends.
 
Topspin said:
We'll I never have seen a fat vegiterian and if you exercise your prob in better shape than 95% of the men and woman out there.
You need to safe that stress for the unending number of progressive obsticles as your prob bringing way more game than you men friends.
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I missed this. You would consider me fat. I'm 5'5 and I wear a size 7/8, to a 9/10 depending on whether it's summer or winter. I have a true classic hourglass shape, which, if I don't excerise can get a bit too filled.
 
Darla said:
I missed this. You would consider me fat. I'm 5'5 and I wear a size 7/8, to a 9/10 depending on whether it's summer or winter. I have a true classic hourglass shape, which, if I don't excerise can get a bit too filled.
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damn... ur tall. I would love to be 5'5".

I might be able to see over countertops.
 
Superfreak said:
damn... ur tall. I would love to be 5'5".

I might be able to see over countertops.
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LOL

I think I used to tell topper that I was 5'7 just to intimidate him. I can't keep all of my lies on here straight SF.

But actually, what I posted on this thread is the truth.
 
Superfreak said:
4'7"

I say 4'9" because I too like to intimidate midgets like your brother toppy.
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I'm starting to suspect that you're about 5'7, and by claiming to be 4'7, you figure everyone is thinking "he must be tall, like 6 feet, or he would be sensitive about this and wouldn't claim to be short". This is the reverse-flip strategy.
 
SF redneck rupuke nazi's don't intimidate me physically or mentally.
You make me laugh daily.
Yeah you ride your lance armstrong bike downhill and think your doing something.
Dude, open your mind to broader perspectives and maybe you won't be single forever.
 
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