Again,Here is what stirfry wrote:
"One of our customers is so green she called plywood manufacturers to ask about details of the glue they used in making the plywood. Got be green you know!
So when this lady saw her wood floors delivered and saw all the little boards, she demanded we get extra wood and discard all the small boards since she wanted only long boards. Real green!!"
She asked about the glue. In no way imaginable can it be extrapolated that she made a point of "being green" and was so very proud of "her greenness".
In short, you're an idiot.
Extrapolating from experience with this poster.
He knows she called the manufacturer because she asked him for the number. He knows why because she told him.
In short, you are attempted to live in a vacuum and that no past experience with a poster can be used by yourself to help in understanding what they mean when they post. It doesn't matter that in the past he has posted short and quick stories that were exactly as I state with an example first then a second story. For you, it's Damo "magic"....