12-year-old Rhode Island boy suspended for bringing 2-inch gun keychain

this kid was in seventh grade... and you don't need to be a weapons expert to realize a keychain is a keychain.

you just have to be sane...


so a keychain with a REAL gun is just a key chain too?


why are you liars pretending it was banned because it was a keychain?


because you know you have already lost this debate
 
so a keychain with a REAL gun is just a key chain too?


why are you liars pretending it was banned because it was a keychain?


because you know you have already lost this debate

What it wasn't was a "real gun" attached to a keychain, what it was, and every intelligent human including the kids in that school know it was, was a keychain.
 
even after seeing that REAL gun and how much it looks like that one the kid brought?

It looked nothing like what the kid brought. The one the kid brought was clearly a flat image cast with no moving parts. It lacked any depth and only an idiot trying to defend idiotic nonsensical zero-tolerance school policies that don't allow school leaders to apply a brain cell would think they looked anything alike. Nobody is convinced that even you would have ever thought that was a "real gun". It was a frickin' keychain, you know it, we know it, every kid who looks at it would know it, and any school administrator who really believes that this rule should be maintained after an education was interrupted over a keychain deserves to lose their job immediately.
 
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Oh noooeees! They might think the kid is a real Sith!
 
It looked nothing like what the kid brought. The one the kid brought was clearly a flat image cast with no moving parts. It lacked any depth and only an idiot trying to defend idiotic nonsensical zero-tolerance school policies that don't allow school leaders to apply a brain cell would think they looked anything alike. Nobody is convinced that even you would have ever thought that was a "real gun". It was a frickin' keychain, you know it, we know it, every kid who looks at it would know it, and any school administrator who really believes that this rule should be maintained after an education was interrupted over a keychain deserves to lose their job immediately.



To a child who has never seen a real gun it doesn't matter how much YOU can tell the differance
 
It looked nothing like what the kid brought. The one the kid brought was clearly a flat image cast with no moving parts. It lacked any depth and only an idiot trying to defend idiotic nonsensical zero-tolerance school policies that don't allow school leaders to apply a brain cell would think they looked anything alike. Nobody is convinced that even you would have ever thought that was a "real gun". It was a frickin' keychain, you know it, we know it, every kid who looks at it would know it, and any school administrator who really believes that this rule should be maintained after an education was interrupted over a keychain deserves to lose their job immediately.

DESH... read the above as many times as it takes for it to sink in for you ...
 
To a child who has never seen a real gun it doesn't matter how much YOU can tell the differance

It does matter that even they could tell that it was a flat facsimile with no moving parts. Nobody "felt threatened" by this kid's keychain, this is the most preposterous ad absurdam argument I've seen in a very long time. You will literally lower yourself to whale poop level to defend any policy implemented by somebody you think wore a jersey of the same color as you.

You are not going to convince anybody that you, or the kids, are that stupid, nor that we should do anything but fire any idiot who made such a strict policy that any child's education was interrupted by a keychain. No child should ever lose even one second of a valuable education for a keychain.
 
do you think cap guns should be allowed in schools?

Can you tell me what harm came when we brought ours to school when we were kids? (I'm talking about a real event). Do you think that any kid should lose one second of an education for a cap gun?
 

Read this again...

It looked nothing like what the kid brought. The one the kid brought was clearly a flat image cast with no moving parts. It lacked any depth and only an idiot trying to defend idiotic nonsensical zero-tolerance school policies that don't allow school leaders to apply a brain cell would think they looked anything alike. Nobody is convinced that even you would have ever thought that was a "real gun". It was a frickin' keychain, you know it, we know it, every kid who looks at it would know it, and any school administrator who really believes that this rule should be maintained after an education was interrupted over a keychain deserves to lose their job immediately.
 
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