Controlled Opposition
Note my apathy
You'll like them. VERY good at relieving anxiety or insomnia too.
Want a funny gummy story?
Me to Mr. Owl: What kind of ice cream do you want me to get tomorrow?
Mr. Owl: We haven't had that kind with the chocolate cows in it for a long time.
Me: Huh? Ice cream with chocolate cows in it?
Mr. Owl: Yeah, it's green and has chocolate chunks shaped like cows in it.
Me: Do you mean the Purple Cow brand of mint chocolate chip? It has a cow on the box but not in the ice cream.
Mr. Owl: Are you sure?
Me: Yep.
Mr. Owl: It's possible that I remember the cows because I had a gummy before I ate it.
That is an excellent report!