Anti-shitposting discussion.

[RB 60]

Thanks for admitting you're a sheep

 

[RB 60]

Could everyone ignore those that shitpost or cause trouble like RB and TD? That saves me from having to bug the mods.

 

[RB 60]

They’re lonely. To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield, they have to tie a pork chop around their necks so the dogs would play with them.

Here’s something that’ll light’em up:

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You're a little cutie! But don't panic, kid. Everything will be okay. Coronavirus will probably take Grammy and Grandpa home to Jesus, but your Mommy and Daddy will be okay....although they might look like they have a post-New Year's Eve hangover for a few weeks. Can you make your own cereal? If you run out of TP, use Mommy's dress.

 

[RB 60]

You're a little cutie! But don't panic, kid. Everything will be okay. Coronavirus will probably take Grammy and Grandpa home to Jesus, but your Mommy and Daddy will be okay....although they might look like they have a post-New Year's Eve hangover for a few weeks. Can you make your own cereal? If you run out of TP, use Mommy's dress.

My grandparents are dead. My father is dead. Keep my family out of it.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

My grandparents are dead. My father is dead. Keep my family out of it.

...and it's likely you'll soon embrace Jesus. Kudos!

 

[RB 60]

...and it's likely you'll soon embrace Jesus. Kudos!

Not before you...

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Not before you...

I have no problem with that. We're all going to die one day so there is no reason for people to be so afraid and hateful.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Buck Tucker is thread banned!
He's on USF's Mason sock list

It sounds like Toxic and USF should be sending multiple reports to the mods since you're posting in the thread.

 

[AProudLefty]

Who's we?

We the rational people.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Nah, my life is pretty easy now, I'm good.
I think you're full of shit. There is plenty of ammo on gun store shelves, the only complaints I've heard are increasing prices. No "crying loudly," though

"Gun sellers across the United States are reporting major spikes in firearm and bullet purchases as the coronavirus spreads across the country.

"Pictures of long lines outside gun stores in California, Oklahoma and elsewhere have gone viral on social media.

"The ammunition website Ammo.com said it has recorded an unprecedented surge in bullet sales over the last three weeks. Administrators for the site, which ships ammunition to all but four states across the nation, released sales figures late Monday night showing a 77% increase in website visits between February 23 and March 15. Those visits led to a 222% increase in transactions over the same period when compared to the first three weeks in February.
Revenue has increased 309%, according to the site, which said coronavirus fears are fueling the sales surge."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/19/business/coronavirus-gun-sales/index.html

 

[Mason Melchizedek]

It sounds like Toxic and USF should be sending multiple reports to the mods since you're posting in the thread.

I certainly hope so!They need to enforce the rules.
Like posting personal E-mails!
Oh wait!

 

[Mason Melchizedek]

"Gun sellers across the United States are reporting major spikes in firearm and bullet purchases as the coronavirus spreads across the country.

"Pictures of long lines outside gun stores in California, Oklahoma and elsewhere have gone viral on social media.

"The ammunition website Ammo.com said it has recorded an unprecedented surge in bullet sales over the last three weeks. Administrators for the site, which ships ammunition to all but four states across the nation, released sales figures late Monday night showing a 77% increase in website visits between February 23 and March 15. Those visits led to a 222% increase in transactions over the same period when compared to the first three weeks in February.
Revenue has increased 309%, according to the site, which said coronavirus fears are fueling the sales surge."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/19/business/coronavirus-gun-sales/index.html

It's good to be heavily armed to fan your 6 shooter,if the virus attacks.
Or hold off the attacking hoards looking for
T-paper to wipe their Top.

 

[Bill]

"Gun sellers across the United States are reporting major spikes in firearm and bullet purchases as the coronavirus spreads across the country.

"Pictures of long lines outside gun stores in California, Oklahoma and elsewhere have gone viral on social media.

"The ammunition website Ammo.com said it has recorded an unprecedented surge in bullet sales over the last three weeks. Administrators for the site, which ships ammunition to all but four states across the nation, released sales figures late Monday night showing a 77% increase in website visits between February 23 and March 15. Those visits led to a 222% increase in transactions over the same period when compared to the first three weeks in February.
Revenue has increased 309%, according to the site, which said coronavirus fears are fueling the sales surge."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/19/business/coronavirus-gun-sales/index.html

They feel insecure sitting on their huge stock piles of toilet paper & water....

Far, far, far more of them will die of boredom than roving bands of paper towel terrorists.......

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

I certainly hope so!They need to enforce the rules.
Like posting personal E-mails!
Oh wait!

And using ppl's real names?

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

They feel insecure sitting on their huge stock piles of toilet paper & water....

Far, far, far more of them will die of boredom than roving bands of paper towel terrorists.......

Boredom or COVID, it's anyone's guess to which now!

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

It's good to be heavily armed to fan your 6 shooter,if the virus attacks.
Or hold off the attacking hoards looking for
T-paper to wipe their Top.

Well, you just never know when some thugs might show up to take the invisible PBJ sandwiches you loudly claim to be making for the "poor."

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Werewolf? It's really hard to run without Grind around but I'd be down.

why hellllo there