Choose my next name (Contest Finished)

[dukkha]

zugzwang

Zugzwang (German for compulsion to move) when having to move a chess piece because it's your turn degrades your position.

"he was winning the debate until zugzwang made him say dumb stuff"

 

[Jack]

i would do it

but you dont have thanks on

everyone if you want me to be Legion., make your thoughts known

Trust me, you DON'T want to be labeled a Legina.

 

[Jack]

so far samsuke is winning with 2 thanks

 

[Jack]

can some of you retards thank some posts in this thread so I know which name to choose instead of just giving me your own shitty ideas and then fucking off? thank you.

I hope that is not directed towards me. I already picked the name I like, gave it a 'Thanks' AND a 'Thumbs Up'.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I hope that is not directed towards me. I already picked the name I like, gave it a 'Thanks' AND a 'Thumbs Up'.

it is directed at your mom, not you.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Since Grind turned 33 sometime last year, I think we should decide whether or not to have him crucified.

 

[Jack]

it is directed at your mom, not you.

(shaking head) This is a sad commentary on what is considered to be 'chill'.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Frank Stevens.....because even your life is worth living......

 

[canceled.2021.3]

Bostonian High. Genghis Grind. Darth Munch.

Figures first one out of the gate is a retard

Just one at a time douche bag so people can thank an individual name not multiple.

I can’t believe you needed that explained to you. Fucking leftists are so stupid.

 

[canceled.2021.3]

Trayvon Zimmerman Jr

 

[canceled.2021.3]

can some of you retards thank some posts in this thread so I know which name to choose instead of just giving me your own shitty ideas and then fucking off? thank you.

Are you really surprised some
Of these waterheads can’t figger it out?

I think my next name is going to be Legion ll

Just need to have original Legion sign off

 

[Mott the Hoople]

As long as the chosen name doesn't break the rules/have formatting that would fuck up JPP I will do whatever is suggested

slurs and no-no words strongly discouraged. lol at me having to make this disclaimer.

Make a suggestion, whichever post gets the most thanks is what I will choose.

I am giving everyone till monday.

Does it matter? We will still call you Grind.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

did you know I once made a thread comparing janet reno to a goat and I determined the goat was sexier

That’s sick, sick, sick. Now if you had said sheep are sexier than Janet Reno...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

most people agreed tbh

I think you need an authoritative name given your position as a JPP Mod and an internet God.

I would suggest “Thus Spoke Zarathustra”.

 

[evince]

how are you a liberal but also hate janet reno?

i think you are a secret conservative. very few liberals were able to see the injustice of those actions.

bingo

 

[evince]

Fruity Lingerings

every time I read this one I crack the fuck up

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Failing that my vote would be to call you “Grind”.

 

[The Anonymous]

Anonymous

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Deshtard

 

[Sailor]

The Boston Strangler