Choose my next name (Contest Finished)

[Jack]

I have to admit, these are all good entries. It's going to be hard to pick just one.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Damo's "Fartcatcher" is pretty hard to beat. I like my pick "Thus Spoke Zarathustra". But personally I think "Grind" is the best one to vote for.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I have to admit, these are all good entries. It's going to be hard to pick just one.

thank all the ones you like, I'll sort it out later. If we have ties, I will do a run-off poll. this is serious business.

 

[Jack]

thank all the ones you like, I'll sort it out later. If we have ties, I will do a run-off poll. this is serious business.

This is VERY serious. A User Name tells a lot about a person. So does an Avatar. These are all revealing characteristics of Posters. They may not even know how much information they are giving away to others. Like, I didn't realize that I gave away my true identity when I posted my Avatar (Jack Diamond)

 

[The Anonymous]

This is VERY serious. A User Name tells a lot about a person. So does an Avatar. These are all revealing characteristics of Posters. They may not even know how much information they are giving away to others. Like, I didn't realize that I gave away my true identity when I posted my Avatar (Jack Diamond)

i am jacks complete lack of surprise

 

[Jack]

i am jacks complete lack of surprise

Is that bag on top of your head on fire ... or is that just a dillusion?

 

[The Anonymous]

Is that bag on top of your head on fire ... or is that just a dillusion?

it's a dilution

 

[Jack]

it's a dilution

Possible. Jade my have made the right call on this. (?)

 

[Enlightened One]

As long as the chosen name doesn't break the rules/have formatting that would fuck up JPP I will do whatever is suggested

slurs and no-no words strongly discouraged. lol at me having to make this disclaimer.

Make a suggestion, whichever post gets the most thanks is what I will choose.

I am giving everyone till monday.

Fartface

 

[Enlightened One]

Tard Wrangler

I vote for this

 

[Enlightened One]

The Dumpster?

That's two for turd

 

[Enlightened One]

Tard Wrangler

I don't have thanks on mobile

But this is the clear winner

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I vote for this

then thanks the post so I will remember that later

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ok yurt has thanked billys post in abstentia

 

[Enlightened One]

It isn't absentia you idiot, I am presently voting, however, merely informing you I can't technically make vote on mobile.

 

[Nomad]

can some of you retards thank some posts in this thread so I know which name to choose instead of just giving me your own shitty ideas and then fucking off? thank you.

How about just changing your username to "Fuck-Off"....?

Short, sweet and to the point.

And, let's face it, basically reflects your attitude towards most of us.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

The Chicken Chocker

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

How about just changing your username to "Fuck-Off"....?

Short, sweet and to the point.

And, let's face it, basically reflects your attitude towards most of us.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

i think i've actually had that name before

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

It isn't absentia you idiot, I am presently voting, however, merely informing you I can't technically make vote on mobile.

you are not present in billys thanks area so you are in abstensia from the relevant area.

 

[Nomad]

i think i've actually had that name before

How about Heywood Jablowme?