Craigslist Date Tomorrow

[Jarod]

Really cute gal responded to my drunken craigslist "men seeking women" ad this week and we've been chatting it up since sunday. We meet tomorrow. Greek food, bottle of Pinot, at Kapiolani Park by Diamond Head. I'm going to wear a plumeria flower from my tree in my ear. She seems really cool, and cute, and fun, so I'll let all you retards know how it went this weekend.

Live Aloha!

Carefull assuming she is cute from just a couple photos.

 

[uscitizen]

Yes. But I don’t believe that. Maybe the new, head over heels love, but the kind that settles in and lasts, is different. It all depends on what you have left after the period where you are staring at each other for hours, believe that the other person has no faults, and can’t keep your clothes on for longer than ten minutes, ends.

yeah I am speaking of the initial love that wears out in 6 months or so.

Beefy is in that stage I think

 

[TRGLDTE]

Make sure its over your right ear!

Why, does the left ear mean you're trolling for queers?

 

[evince]

the right ear means you are looking for a mate.

Left means you are taken

 

[Minister of Truth]

Crap, I should write some of this stuff down!