so i was at the gym on saturday, and right next door to my gym is the enfield christian fellowship, and i like to park "there she is" AKA my red jetta right next to them so they can see my evolution fish. as luck woudl have it i was coming out of the gym and i see this older guy like 40ish laughing standing by thereshe is w/ one guy who was probably also 40. So i go running over to my car and found it all keyed and my evolution fish on the ground. i then called the police, and threw down w/ the 40 year old all right in front of my gym. he got me once in the stomach and i got winded and a good punch to my chest, but other than that i romped him... by the time the police came he was on the ground and i was kicking him in the face, and stomach. then he got arrested for vandelism charges and now im gonna have to go to court and sue him etc. he really did do a number on there she is. im gonna sue him for all he's worth..
it just shows you how holyrollers are... i mean i wouldn't ever ruin someone's property who had a fish or jesus or whatever on it...
but then again these are holyrollers we're talkin about.
actually, now that I'm thinking about it, alex has a good point. do they know that he had technically stopped keying your car when you punched him?
I don't know whats going to be in the police report, but the cop who came gave me a high five.
I don't think prosecutors would press charges against you. If this guy was destroying your property, prosecutors would likely give you a pass for slugging the guy
I don't actually think thats worse. That would be like saying it would be bad that the guy Rob beat up was prosecuted for something he did before Rob beat him.
I doubt they would but Ive seen worse... I once saw a guy get prosecuted for beating up a guy who shot him... The kid beat up the other kid, then the kid who got beat up stood up and shot the guy. The guy who got shot survived but was later prosecuted for battery because he beat the kid up prior to being shot!
alex the arresting officer gave me a high five... i seriously doubt im going to get arrested...
Rob after you beat him bloody you should have told him that you were gay just to add insult to injury.
Not that that is relevant at all but to him it would probably make him feel even worse.